UX

THROUGHPUTS V. OUTPUTS

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CON/VERSATION

I’m not there.

I was there.

I’m not there

BILLED IN ERROR FOR EXCESS WAX REMOVAL

Sort of intentionally, it feels like.

I WATCHED THIS DOCUMENTARY AND I WAS LIKE 

Having bacon again after four years.

THE SEVEN WORDS I FEAR MOST

When are we going to see you?

MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONALS

They’re like

It’s chewy!

URGENT CARE

Closed.

MUSHROOMS

 

Next morning found him

Super unresponsive

Dead like my career 

dead on the floor.

DEATH

All faiths welcome.

HEAVEN

A fathomless utopia of animated emotes

Coupled with a great food option.

It just feels really really special.

CUSTOMER PARKING FOR DEATH ONLY

Lot Full.

CANONIZATION

A little broth for those entrails?

SUGGESTED BEQUEST LANGUAGE

$ (or %).

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

From Hasten to Final Stop on the Tour

Plus to be honest with you

I’ve had all the gameplay I desired

It’s time to cease and desist and 

I will not rest until I

Close myself out

Exercise my right to not exist

To unsubscribe.

Where I need help is 

I need help riding ahead

Nah not even after 

I want to go next

Not angry or intubated

Do go gentle, do go gentle

That’s my gender.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

Eat My Interactive Toy Bunny

Twell fitty fi on the vichyssoise
And the third quandary 
I’ve been in today.

A dating app
A touching tribute
A major pinch me moment.

Do I get a pain in my knee
Of course I get a pain in my knee
When you did it to the least of them you did it to me.

Everybody’s wrapped in earnings statements
I haven’t taken mine off since I put it on
And, no, I’m not supposed to drive.

My teef in my mouf be pwoof
Give me social security or give me death
Centipedes take the stairs.

Good people jog on both sides

If they’re reluctant, they don’t show it
So I’m just saying.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

It's Super Crazy to Think

The things nature thinks of

Young men at the beach

Toweling off after a swim thing

Handsome volumes

Fiercely beautiful 

Super cute

Blank slates with 100% dedication to 

Portfolio growth

Sourced from real intelligence 

In a very real way

More than privilege

Youth is supremacy

Superpower

And comes with a side of sticky rice.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

Expressways

Option 1 forget it

Watch later

Option 2 is solid

Dynamic new spins

Multikick speeds 

She said, returning the punt

Nothing if not sui generis

Indeed, perhaps

Ultimately

Meet you out at merch.

Oh right well not surprisingly and 

Retro-wise the latest study finds

The long way’ll get you to Point B

Same as the highway would

Price match guarantees are hassle free

Everyone knows how much it costs anyway

She said something but I couldn’t hear 

Because the artists and brands behind me

Rocking chic activewear

Were talking to their dogs.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

The Paris Accordions

PARTITA FOR FIFTY LOADS

A laundry detergent.

RANDY STARK 

Came from nothing, deadheading back.

THE PARIS ACCORDIONS

Fresh squeezed.

IF MATA HARI MARRIED MEL OTT

She’d be 45 Across.

THE DAMNED

Oh, that The Damned.

MEAT SUBJECT TO INTENSE GRILLING

The anus as dick dock.

INVOICE OF THE MIND

All items unavailable.

TAO YI OR NOT TAO YI

Still smells like you.

ETERNAL REST-4-LESS

Discount euthanasia.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

 

So Far Unfelled, but the Day is Young

I figured I’d find you at home

I’ve been meaning to tell you

Your ass is being multitasked against

Nature a shifty motherfucker

Waacking like a crazy doomsday clock

Don’t matter your fucking identity

Or how many disciplines or platforms you work across

Or how expansive your amenity set is

Don’t matter how many billion other callers be waiting

The next available bot is breathlessly eager 

To select against you

A pure product

For which Nature takes

No responsibility and assumes no liability.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com