UX

THROUGHPUTS V. OUTPUTS

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CON/VERSATION

I’m not there.

I was there.

I’m not there

BILLED IN ERROR FOR EXCESS WAX REMOVAL

Sort of intentionally, it feels like.

I WATCHED THIS DOCUMENTARY AND I WAS LIKE 

Having bacon again after four years.

THE SEVEN WORDS I FEAR MOST

When are we going to see you?

MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONALS

They’re like

It’s chewy!

URGENT CARE

Closed.

MUSHROOMS

 

Next morning found him

Super unresponsive

Dead like my career 

dead on the floor.

DEATH

All faiths welcome.

HEAVEN

A fathomless utopia of animated emotes

Coupled with a great food option.

It just feels really really special.

CUSTOMER PARKING FOR DEATH ONLY

Lot Full.

CANONIZATION

A little broth for those entrails?

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