THE PHOTO OF THE DESERT TORTOISE’S PENIS
Got me to thinking.
NO
I don’t know why.
SPIN THREE TIMES
While you check your phone.
AUSTRIANS WITHOUT UNDERPANTS
Entering their particulars.
Wij gebruiken cookies.
IT’S FROM “SEINFELD”
The reference.
I LIKE TALKING TO CELESTE
But did I tell you?
CREDIT SCORE
Credit Score, Credit Score
Won’t you be my Credit Score?
I ALMOST MESSAGED YOU LAST NIGHT
Do micronutrients have superpowers?
IS IT BACKWARDS?
Yeah, the front is all the way to the left.
IN YOUR FACE
Three cars, a house, and two kids
Is more than “picking up extra shifts.”
Next question.
