WALKING BACKWARDS
Mercury in retrograde.
LIKE ENESCU’S SECOND SYMPHONY
Lively, but not lively enough.
MY DREAM DESIGNER
I texted him.
I’ll call him here in a second.
ANNALISE
She rings me up and I haven’t said a word.
She’s had me rung up for awhile.
HOW DID I CONVINCE HER?
Well what I did
OK so
I went like this.
WOULD I SHAVE MY BEARD
For the clip of a lifetime?
Hell I’d shave my legs.
JULISSA
She kept her computer on.
I’M LIKE OH MY GOD
And then
I thought
—but no.
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
More extinction events please.
