Sunday, August 16, 2026
Saturday, August 15, 2026
Pickup at Early Dismissal
Even after the schadenfreude wears off
And the blossoms unpucker
Life still doesn’t totally seem like
An amiable rom-com with ambition.
Front ends and broader trends
Back ends and core drivers
Real Long-term value creation
And that’s just the scalable beginning.
I can’t be around people
Who dog theyselves to
Deals and price drop alerts
And one-time codes.
Care starts here, advised the
Unilateral disarmament attaché
Guest experience director
And father of three
Nyrike and Mehdi and Mysti Joy
Spirited epistemological frameworks
Big ol' smile on his face
As they vogued to a Beyoncé song.
Friday, August 14, 2026
Where Clubbing is Central and the Dance Floor Rules
I’m a pagan market research analyst
A rare form of chipmaker’s future
Crazier than a red-headed incident commander
I sphinx therefore I am
A pioneering fitness tracker
Burdened by ball handling duties
Winner of laurels seldom bestowed
Sometimes a check swing tapper
Sometimes a little looper
Famously opaque
And always only one click away.
I want to flag that really hard.
Thursday, August 13, 2026
I Asked AI
Knowing me how should I vote
And compared AI’s answer with how
I thought I would vote.
I asked AI why it chose who it did
Which didn’t match who I was
Thinking I’d be voting for.
AI’s answers made sense
(Edited for length and clarity)
So I’m going with AI’s recommendations
Except for county commissioner.
What AI somehow didn’t clock is
The incumbent is a very close friend of mine.
Wednesday, August 12, 2026
Scrappers (Les Baroudeurs)
They’re not bad models in the sense of
Hoping to bite their favorites
And their favorites’ gold medals
Most people don’t need to worry
It’s just due to a lot of factors.
Keats writes of the “beaminess” of bright eyes
While resampling local image orientation planes
Out where the grid diverges and
Only thing lacking is a brand
And the fans to get it in front of.
Things didn’t work out like they should have
To know what it means is to know
What it means in every real sense
But brandless is no way to go through life
It does something to them.
And sometimes the models developed attitudes.
Bypassed simmering, brought straight to boil
With multi-surface spatial concepts
Supervillains and synth-laden leitmotifs
The grandeur with the rude.
Tuesday, August 11, 2026
Relative Species Abundance
Like looking at the biggest opening in franchise history
Like fans reaching for the homerun
Faces lit like a selfie and the ball is a camera
No happier faces than selfie faces
Built for today, ready for tomorrow
Committed to a net zero carbon future
Hyper-Fast fast network
Plug in, power up, and go
A new road map
Provides a patch
Opens a critical window
All rights belong to the rightful owners
More chargers, more freedom
Simplify the charging experience
Make your charge as seamless possible
Power today and innovate tomorrow
Monday, August 10, 2026
Sweat Inequity
I just got back from chasing global growth,
Grab and go to smash and grab
To biometric screening of the latest diss tracks.
They put something in my file.
My file is my life
Sans charming cellists.
I talked amongst myselves
Blunts dangling from our lips.
I trolled a couple of myselves.
Who told me to do it?
One of me did. I wouldn’t have
Done it if I hadn’t first been told.
One of me is a tall handsome brawler
With a cartoon stutter and lisp.
Another’s just an antlered grazer amidst
All that I have in the way of a home,
The impact of influencer partnerships
At the end of subscriber engagement.
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