Chopping It Up With Jesus

On my walk today I encountered a 

Random dude and a woman alongside,

Unbeknownst at first to me

I was walking with the Lord. 

How was I supposed to recognize him?

He appeared roasted and filthy 

Stunk like anyone living on the street and doing

What he claimed he didn’t do that “they” do.

He let his identity slip out when he 

Said he was searching for a city with no churches.

And did I want to know why?

Sure. I was curious.

Because, he said, I’m Jesus Christ

And he looked at the woman

Although some might call me 

A psychopath with a loyal fan base.

She’s crazy about me.

Her first husband was

A direct descendent

Of Jesse James.

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Monthly Social Tracking

Content is a group home for fast casual browsers,

A lifetime front row pass to can’t-miss events. 

But misspeaking 100% somehow

I must have misdid my idyllic vibe.

I failed Sustainability 101,

Introduction to Sustainability.

Now I receive nothing but  

Whiffs of celestial misprision. 

I so want to get back to creating content

I’d kill to be La Armiña Nieve again

To be THE winter stoat

Of lore and corridos.

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Suspenders of Disbelief

With zest, appreciation, and delight

We turned the ocean into chunky platform stew

Nuclear generators, solar arrays, wind turbines

Amidst the congestive satellite traffic of space

More orbiting nuclear generators

More solar arrays and data centers

Like you find on God’s fracked Earth

Corseted by transmission lines

Stripped of oil, coal, and natural gas

Gotsta have that juice

Trendy celebrity hot spots needa be powered

I’m sorry, step into the 21st century

To, in Old English, “rpid;u ;et pir freal f;ags f;u”

“Proudly let our freak flags fly”

Among broader industry practices.

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Will it Ever Be the Same?

Methane mizzle mists lightly over 

Methane rivers and lakes

Methane voices moshing in the rain

A drizzle of methane moons

Earth drank every drop

Nothing left for oceans, seas, rivers, lakes, 

Nothing for the extra-large front load washers

Nothing for the community plunge.

I penned an Op-Ed

Addressing my concerns

My angle, from where I sit

At my local dig site.

I’m a hardliner for newly proposed presences

A kingpin and one of the major contributors

That help shape modern

And remain possibly the only.

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When Heavy Ordnance Collapses a Facility

Boom boom boom cluster bombs

Drone crash and thrash orange flames

Robot responders first in to sweep

Radioactive debris kicked up by the bunker busters

The super voracious crawlers

Trained by co-axial masters 

Experts in memes and lethal payloads to where

The importance of Special Teams cannot be overregarded.

Next come the bleeding control kit vendors

Pill cutter purveyors and sharps collectors

Blue collar D-lines, titular heads

Global spirits giants, top spy chiefs

Phase three is soil remediation and seawalls

The reintroduction of mammalian traits like

Punching over their weight

Plus restocking dragonflies and hummingbirds.

Public-private partnerships are entered into

Sex, tiers, and bundles

Nuclear lifecycle innovation and impact campuses

Where it's always back to school

Elevated, and auto-dubbed

Happy crustaceans stress-testing assumptions 

Generating, forecasting, getting actionable insights

And so should your mouthwash.

I remain ever humbled by the canon

Of interactivity, access lounges

And off-the-cuff lifestyles 

Clawing back the frisson of possibility

From the grand metanarrative of prediction markets

Heat restrictions are no restrictions at all

And I’ll be a son of a one or the other

Moral code to coral mode.

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Slaw

This is an excellent day

This is an amazing day

This is a great day

This is the perfect day.

Cash or points only

You might be interested

You may want to call

And claim your share of the slaw.

Put up so much at X

Control a position at Y

Trade with up to 5x leverage

And let AI scan the scene

Giving you the opportunity

To learn how to 

Track your glucose levels

IN REAL TIME!!!

Super fans enjoy the hell out that slaw,

It’s my personal brand.

Colonel made a good slaw too,

Don’t get me wrong.

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A Melancholy Affair Occasioning Much Distress

Once upon a brick-shitting human

Suffering from whereabouts failure

On non-functional turf, then a

Senior embedded software affairs specialist 1

At a genuine authorized dealership

And aint’ gonna press No for an answer

He had looked forward to the fuck date

And what happened is he

Famously took meat rub---

Please silence all genes.

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