I knew them when they rode Metro.
He’s skinny no muscles, she’s charismatic AF,
Beep of microwave vs clang of barbecue.
They only had I want to say
A dozen followers and maybe two livestreams.
Help us enhance your experience they asked.
To where now a special demographic category
Has been added to the census: Fans of the Brand.
A place to make memories.
Loquat stars in dark green space?
Tech seep inspired by terror?
Help us build your feed.
From crowded tent to storied venue to
Apocalypse rescheduled, activations launched,
A pod of Baby Hulk-green Buddhas pitching
St. Paul’s Cathedral Resort and Casino.
Blessed are the fans for they shall
See and be seen.
And by checking the app for a particular
LAND or UNIVERSE
Fans will find happiness, life satisfaction,
And SHOWTIMES FOR CHARACTER APPEARANCES
By their beloved and iconic favorites,
A ballet folklorico of triggers and prompts,
Influencers and epic discounts,
KPOP demon hunters and spine specialists,
Sky high anchors and local legends,
Franchise historians and cultural theorists,
All fucking, amidst mounting geopolitical tensions,
Like non-stop you learn to roll.
