Saturday, December 28, 2024

Happy Hour Starts at 7-Eleven

A very acura report on the verizon vibes me to 
The engineer, her niece
Former Food stylist for a great influencing platform
Her name algorithmically mentioned
Long list short list, Nobel Prize.

Her Black Sea joint sets went viral
A million noms and two honorable mentions
Same in China, same in Sudan, same in the USA
She doesn’t just sing, she turns state’s evidence
Brand advances in face match leads.

Bringing everyone together.
The who’s who in guiding lights
“fair oxen, fair kine”
Two Verdis and a Puccini
In a roaring 20’s-themed fundraiser.

Blog posts, graphic design, streams and 4K video 
A new fragrance for They
Just a great, great cyber event
Sage level, no boosters
The way I figure everything should be.










Saturday, November 23, 2024

Aarrrgh!


POEM NOT TO SCALE

Like a smart toilet in low earth orbit.


LHASA AND NEWPORT BEACH

Stunning natural beauty
Rich cultural heritage
Unique way of life.


OUR FRIENDS

Tried the hormone thing.


I STOLE THIS FROM BIG LOTS

Q: Why did the savings cross the road?
A: To get to you.


MICRODOSING AT THE PARK

No hurry getting back to the office.
They’ll just put me to work.


A WORLD WITHOUT SCONES

Pcb’s, freak offs
Payday loans
So fud up
No pun intended.


HUGE RED FLAGS

Pieces of content caught in my teeth.


DOTCOM SLAPS

All your favorite cheeseware!
Oh, you spreadable cheese!
You great, big, spreadable cheese!


HOLLAND WILL RISE AGAIN

Video alleges.


CURRY

I usually lean toward like yellow.


LIFE

Discounts applied at checkout.




  

Saturday, November 16, 2024

Friendly Expert Advice

Eat at Aesop’s 
Explore the splendor of 
Unlimited gourmet specialty dining
From the caramelized shallots
To the boneless skinless chicken thighs
To the smoked kangaroo jerky.

Indulge in mouthwatering branded content
And establish care
Long-term 
Gender-affirming 
Care
Value counts as a protein!

Power up
Drive safely 
Tread lightly
Book now
Take delivery
Be flexible.

Master the fundamentals 
Streamline your take
Arrange the dumplings
Re-engineer your brand 
Localize your content
Accelerate your production and creativity.

Scroll ye swabbies, scroll scroll scroll
Right click on
Excited and committed
Double click on
Shocked and concerned
Pinch to zoom.

No need to get historians involved
No Google required
View up to a million 
Timeless landmarks all at once
Filter your captures
Watch why Japanese people eat white rice.



Saturday, November 9, 2024

Artist Statement

I am a retail merchandiser
In a service sector economy
I install and maintain
In-store coupon machines
Shelf ads
And shopping cart ads.

I am a lineman for the county
Beauty is about breaking barriers
Bittersweet is the aftermath
That heart that got left in San Francisco
Ended up in the Lost and Found
Of the War Memorial Opera House.

Kind of like 
Separate like
Pieces of something
Got that kind of like extreme
But not too extreme
Atten-tion.


  

Saturday, November 2, 2024

Exercise Normal Precautions

A warzone popular with tourists
The zeitgeist dreams of pivoting action
There’s like a collision center on one side
Cheer and tumbling on the other
No, I’m not saying that
I swear on the KJV, the bible Jesus used
I’m just saying
I’m not where I thought I was.

Fresh butchered, cold stunned
But still deeply human 
Spinoffs from Swansong tee vee dinners
Pringles dipped in Chinese duck sauce
Package of salami
Bottle of red wine
Doing well thank you
And yourself?

The comic universe we live in 
Territories, tribes
Leading ladies, inner thighs 
Lycra aficionados urge leniency
The jury calls it a day at dawn
Truth is aggregate data
Death by a million clips
I almost feel like hunh?

That’s so sick I mean
I have a feeling in my head
Enter via Avenida Schistosity
Right on Loophole Canyon Drive 
However this has no official recognition
Does not meet expected pattern
Eschews narrativity 
And other things I have no idea what the fuck they are.


Copyright 2024 Randy Stark

Thursday, October 31, 2024

The Centers Cannot Hold

Data centers
Auto centers
Community centers
Hurricane centers 
Convention centers 
Fulfillment centers
Aquatic centers
Collision centers
Memory care centers
Rent-a-centers
Recycling centers
Early childhood education centers
Senior centers
Shopping centers
Interpretive centers
Neurology centers
Resource centers
Leasing centers
Recreation centers
Transit centers
Performance centers
Tire centers
Civic centers
Equestrian centers
Medical centers
Goodwill clearance centers
Call centers
Industrial centers
Garden centers
Cultural centers
Fitness centers
Welcome centers
Training centers
Business centers
Distribution centers
Are all turning and turning into
Hubs.



Copyright 2024 Randy Stark