Monday, August 17, 2026

Invitation Enclosed

If the prices weren’t high, and
If our wallets weren’t being stretched, and
Our pocketbooks vaccinated against the pain
We wouldn’t even know where Iran is
A poignant, ongoing, but fungible record of reality
That’s no bueno.

History is an endless loop of
Truly moving nonsense
By the time you catch on to the argot
It’s no longer magic
So upgrade your plan
View, review, share.

We encourage you
Come visit us
Discover the stories that connect us
The stories that connect us all
Come explore
There is always something new.

Join us, join our member community
Be part of our origin story
We’d be thrilled
Stories are how we make sense of being human
They reach across time
Stories help us to find the place we share.

Our provenance: Members enjoy stunning spaces
Our approach: Rewrite the rules
Is your French roast French?
Is your Tupperware Tupperware?
To where you can’t help but say
Yes! I want to become a FOUNDING MEMBER!!!!


Saturday, August 15, 2026

Pickup at Early Dismissal

Even after the schadenfreude wears off
And the blossoms unpucker
Life still doesn’t totally seem like
An amiable rom-com with ambition.

Front ends and broader trends
Back ends and core drivers
Real Long-term value creation
And that’s just the scalable beginning.

I can’t be around people
Who dog theyselves to 
Deals and price drop alerts
And one-time codes.

Care starts here, advised the 
Unilateral disarmament attachĂ© 
Guest experience director
And father of three

Nyrike and Mehdi and Mysti Joy
Spirited epistemological frameworks 
Big ol' smile on his face
As they vogued to a Beyoncé song.


Friday, August 14, 2026

Where Clubbing is Central and the Dance Floor Rules

I’m a pagan market research analyst
A rare form of chipmaker’s future
Crazier than a red-headed incident commander 
I sphinx therefore I am
A pioneering fitness tracker
Burdened by ball handling duties
Winner of laurels seldom bestowed
Sometimes a check swing tapper
Sometimes a little looper
Famously opaque
And always only one click away. 
I want to flag that really hard.



Thursday, August 13, 2026

I Asked AI

Knowing me how should I vote
And compared AI’s answer with how
I thought I would vote.

I asked AI why it chose who it did
Which didn’t match who I was 
Thinking I’d be voting for.

AI’s answers made sense
(Edited for length and clarity)
So I’m going with AI’s recommendations

Except for county commissioner.
What AI somehow didn’t clock is  
The incumbent is a very close friend of mine. 




Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Scrappers (Les Baroudeurs)

They’re not bad models in the sense of
Hoping to bite their favorites
And their favorites’ gold medals
Most people don’t need to worry
It’s just due to a lot of factors.

Keats writes of the “beaminess” of bright eyes
While resampling local image orientation planes 
Out where the grid diverges and
Only thing lacking is a brand
And the fans to get it in front of.

Things didn’t work out like they should have
To know what it means is to know
What it means in every real sense
But brandless is no way to go through life
It does something to them.

And sometimes the models developed attitudes.
Bypassed simmering, brought straight to boil
With multi-surface spatial concepts 
Supervillains and synth-laden leitmotifs
The grandeur with the rude.


Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Relative Species Abundance

Like looking at the biggest opening in franchise history
Like fans reaching for the homerun 
Faces lit like a selfie and the ball is a camera
No happier faces than selfie faces

Built for today, ready for tomorrow
Committed to a net zero carbon future
Hyper-Fast fast network 
Plug in, power up, and go

A new road map 
Provides a patch
Opens a critical window
All rights belong to the rightful owners

More chargers, more freedom
Simplify the charging experience 
Make your charge as seamless possible 
Power today and innovate tomorrow