Friday, September 4, 2026

Suspenders of Disbelief

With zest, appreciation, and delight
We turned the ocean into chunky platform stew
Nuclear generators, solar arrays, wind turbines

Amidst the congestive satellite traffic of space
More orbiting nuclear generators
More solar arrays and data centers

Like you find on God’s fracked Earth
Corseted by transmission lines
Stripped of oil, coal, and natural gas

Gotsta have that juice
Trendy celebrity hot spots needa be powered
I’m sorry, step into the 21st century

To, in Old English, “rpid;u ;et pir freal f;ags f;u”
“Proudly let our freak flags fly”
Among broader industry practices.



Thursday, September 3, 2026

Will it Ever Be the Same?

Methane mizzle mists lightly over 
Methane rivers and lakes
Methane voices moshing in the rain
A drizzle of methane moons

Earth drank every drop
Nothing left for oceans, seas, rivers, lakes, 
Nothing for the extra-large front load washers
Nothing for the community plunge.

I penned an Op-Ed
Addressing my concerns
My angle, from where I sit
At my local dig site.

I’m a hardliner for newly proposed presences
A kingpin and one of the major contributors
That help shape modern
And remain possibly the only.



Wednesday, September 2, 2026

When Heavy Ordnance Collapses a Facility

Boom boom boom cluster bombs
Drone crash and thrash orange flames
Robot responders first in to sweep
Radioactive debris kicked up by the bunker busters
The super voracious crawlers
Trained by co-axial masters 
Experts in memes and lethal payloads to where
The importance of Special Teams cannot be overregarded.

Next come the bleeding control kit vendors
Pill cutter purveyors and sharps collectors
Blue collar D-lines, titular heads
Global spirits giants, top spy chiefs
Phase three is soil remediation and seawalls
The reintroduction of mammalian traits like
Punching over their weight
Plus restocking dragonflies and hummingbirds.

Public-private partnerships are entered into
Sex, tiers, and bundles
Nuclear lifecycle innovation and impact campuses
Where it's always back to school
Elevated, and auto-dubbed
Happy crustaceans stress-testing assumptions 
Generating, forecasting, getting actionable insights
And so should your mouthwash.

I remain ever humbled by the canon
Of interactivity, access lounges
And off-the-cuff lifestyles 
Clawing back the frisson of possibility
From the grand metanarrative of prediction markets
Heat restrictions are no restrictions at all
And I’ll be a son of a one or the other
Moral code to coral mode.


Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Slaw

This is an excellent day
This is an amazing day
This is a great day
This is the perfect day.

Cash or points only
You might be interested
You may want to call
And claim your share of the slaw.

Put up so much at X
Control a position at Y
Trade with up to 5x leverage
And let AI scan the scene

Giving you the opportunity
To learn how to 
Track your glucose levels
IN REAL TIME!!!

Super fans enjoy the hell out that slaw,
It’s my personal brand.
Colonel made a good slaw too,
Don’t get me wrong.


Monday, August 31, 2026

A Melancholy Affair Occasioning Much Distress

Once upon a brick-shitting human
Suffering from whereabouts failure
On non-functional turf, then a
Senior embedded software affairs specialist 1
At a genuine authorized dealership
And aint’ gonna press No for an answer
He had looked forward to the fuck date
And what happened is he
Famously took meat rub---
Please silence all genes.



Sunday, August 30, 2026

The Frisson of Honored Status

Earn cash on select bookings
Private chef-curated dining experiences
Super awesome destinations
Really cool countries.

And did I tell you
About the deal I got
I was talking to Crystal about it 
Unlimited double points.

And then those points
Combined with the multiplier
On a platinum card
Got us a suite for $99.

This card OK
This one I use for
Tickets to everything
Turns out tiers are transferrable.

Had my assistant call and I’ma pull up 
In my Silverado tomorrow for early check-in
New restaurants, new rooftop lounges
I’ll try to catch a couple of games too.

But yeah
It’s been super easy
To use those points
Which is nice.




Saturday, August 29, 2026

A Smash of Yinnys


ENRICHMENT

Recharged “my Kindle”
Got time on “my hands”
Gonna revisit “the canon.”


HEADING INTO TOMORROW

Grab your locaters.
That area.


TRANSIT PLAZA

Ten bays no buses
Four tracks no trains


SOURCES

Public restrooms, local newspapers, online.


INEFFABLE

Needa disable your share screen.


UNEFFABLE

Can’t be effed with.


NOTICE OF INTENT TO ADOPT A MITIGATED DECLARATION

But what I’m saying is
Well it’s not
Just that
It’s like.


WAIT

Really?



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