Voted #1 Two Thousand Years in a Row

Spiritual check engine light on

Brings you to the House of Cross Purposes

Sessioning the whole 

In God we bank and trust

Mouth agape like a sand trap

Like watching clothes tumbling dry.

As the Latin(o/a/x) accountant and associate pastor

With the Latin(o/a/x) twang 

A tonsure of razor wire and

An ice hockey goalie’s shore fishing in a tree pose 

Totally fanboys your chubby savior/babe

“stylishly provocative” “hella tragic”.

The jumbotron comes to life

Christ resurrects in full miracle glow

The spiritual ass kicking machine

In the dope white gear

Wild with humility

And wants to start first with

Qualified buyers with deep human urges

He says go to it meek, all yours 

The least of them await you 

And let’s hear it for the parable of the low flow toilet 

Although please don’t tell my Dad

It’s still a mystery to me!

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

The Ides of Merch

In a world zapped happy

By subgenres of highly complex systems 

There’s something extremely

Like whiteflies on a hibiscus leaf about

Fresh drops

Late scratches 

A pileup of funny cars at the motor speedway

Precisely like airstrikes

A collapse of ancient temples.

In a network of networks 

Space is limited

Defensible space

What I know I don’t know 

Suffuses the universe 

A debris field

Bottomless, toasted and

What I don’t know I know

Is now streaming.

A crazy copse of pinball bumpers

Concusses me pneumatically

Wasps at long snapper school

Rattle my head

Octopus up in arms

Jitterbugs my teeth

A rooster barks

Steel plates ahead 

Beware the ides of merch. 

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

Eurydice

Circa the day

She’s in the alpha gamer’s saddle

Based off planet and out of galaxy (OP/OOG)

Point a to point b to point no point

She’s big data, magic beans 

Dressed as all the super cute pronouns 

She’s the view from the top of the food chain

On her psychic scooter

Begetter of the bespoke

Howler monkey of the almond tree

Bringing authentic passions for fitness and fashion to life

The electricity is in her name

I love how she toggles 

The raw in the steak tartare

Between differential mattering

And notions of diffraction

With regard to pivotal life experiences

The starker the idiom 

The sweeter the motor skills 

Markay oh cho.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

Guidance

Ministrokes of good fortune

Moments everyone is talking about

Arranged in a salon-like hang

Proscenium, thrust, or in the round

Fate is the raspberry horseman

On a carousel of pale steeds

But crazy stuff falls through the cracks

You know what I’m saying.

I launched into my third brew

Roasted goats become tacos

Over simmering mesquite

My extendable pharyngeal jaw

Opened like a time lapsed blossoming

Of the gaping maw of an entrance to a 

Drive through car wash

Brushes flapping like slaphappy dervishes.

And I’m like

Safely out of range

Spray cast upon slurry seal 

Surfaces may be slippery 

I would be remiss

Reduce your risk

Unlock the magic

Download the app.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

No Thanks, I'm Vegan

LAB ORDERS

Go fuck yourself.

A FEW DAYS STILL REMAINING 

Hurry!

WHITE FANG

Chapter VIII: “The Law of Meat”

I’LL BE HONEST

You earn by spending.

URGENT NOTICE

You may be qualified.

THE WOMAN ON THE DOOMSCROLLER SETTEE

How falsetto became the national tone of voice.

EARN CASH REWARDS

Great futures start here.

OVERHEARD IN SAN DIEGO

“I love San Francisco.”

MY CURRENT PARTNER

Deliciously soft and super invisible.

OH SO YEAH

 

Tipping points. 

BUT FIRST WE GO

To the fossil record.

YOUR ONE-TIME CONFIRMATION NUMBER

04262D

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

 

Starkitecture

When it comes to who you want to blaze with

I told you dude, I’m deep dish

Establishing care in the flight path of privilege

I’m a sporty driving experience

Manet, Monet, and Renoir 

Pre-rolled into one

Sustainability in action

Micro-agential and techno-affective

A hydrating, volumizing flaneur in a fool’s paradise 

A literary puissance

Hand crafted, grass fed

Cisco Kid of light speed logistics

Sound baths and breathwork 

Crisco Kid on mini mart mushrooms

Teeth spaced like a rake

At my local break I go hard

I've never had a warmer, better fitting wetsuit.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

 

Cold Moon Coming, The Amazing Kreskin Dead, part 2

While Earth spins on its other axis 

A three-to-five-year bid, rotisserie style

Amid the schtick of honor and decency

Agendas and scopes

A trope-a-dope of

Tales from the crypto

Abstract besidedness

Situated in the context of

Quantitative assemblages and qualitative continua

Up quarks and down quarks 

Datasets in performance shorts 

The proverbial confetti of rupture, rapture

Pet cemeteries and auto spas 

Concurring creeds

Handstands and drum circles

Long-term demand drivers

Showing cause

You’re like basically 

What’s the flavor of the month?

What’s the zeitgeist?

Does Thebes ring a bell?

But Autoplay stays stuck on taciturn.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com