Dot Com Slash Front-Runner

Virtual private network

Creating thems, hybrids

Strike groups of 

Surface-to-air unicorns.

Razor-sharp

High-spirited

Head-bouncing

Mind-warping.

Challenging the narrative

If not with jaundiced orb 

Looked upon at least askance 

Plus fluent in jailbreak prompts. 

Sky-blue loyalty to red-hot 

Life-span enhancing

All-in-one value-packed

Cul-de-sacs of love.

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For Deadass Real

Is it sexy?

Is it cute?

Is it unique?

Is it cobranded?

Is it breakout?

Is it sick?

Is it deft?

Is it layered?

Is it a force of gravity

Is it eye popping

Is it an extraordinary must-see?

Is it OG?

Is it NBD?

Is it ultra?

Is it skibidi?

Is it bangin’?

Is it epic?

Is it legit epic?

Is it fresh?

Is it chill?

Is it dope?

Is it dank?

Is it hot af?

Is it bleeding edge?

Is it signature?

Is it showcase?

Is it snappin?

Is it slappin?

I’ll take it, and lemme grabba water.

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Urbi et Orbi

Some they voted to strip

Others they outright fired 

Tom Thumb got fingered

But it was bird flu killed the cat

I’m like no bueno.

Black smoke white noise

The app he is pressure me

Pivot into hyperpop

I’m like oh really

And he’s all yeah. 

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Stats Don’t Prevaricate

People in ER: 98 percent Brown and Black 

2 percent Asian, one percent White.

BP 138/78 Outcome

Two new medications and one new referral.

Actual temperature -4

Feels like -5.

A billion feet of snow

A trillion flights cancelled.

My name is Isosceles and I am a triangle 

Good for nine innings of two-hit ball.

Wondering did The Three Stooges ever go surfing

Or record the A-minor piano trio by Maurice Ravel?

Reaching out to the closest 25

Blended identities I bought a brace.

Made my mark in five screen shots

It’s in the record books.

Time is 6/7, after party 24/7

Designated areas higher.

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Throwing Partial Shade at All Tier Levels

My hope was to write a poem

A multitasking poem that 

Collapses the government

You are reading under 

And at the same time

Strengthens the overall job market.

What follows is not what I intended

Rather the strategic application 

Of what I made of what I intended

I intended to reduce pain at the pump

But it’s been a hell of a holy week

In the games and entertainment universe.

War grabbed our attention

(By the pussy)

How many seconds left

On the nuclear c(l)ock

All out of time outs is

The number of time outs remaining.

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Rabbit Hole Ave.

Rude times, rape clubs, fight clubs

Tips on fashion and travel

The dog’s name was something from Harry Potter

I don’t like dogs or Harry Potter so I don’t remember

But I love your overalls, they’re very cute.

Next day dawned pickled red onion 

I touched the screen

I was greeted with 

Fresh strawberries

Fresh scones.

Thank you for joining us live

The hourly ennui

Feng shui

Déjà vu

Karma.

A flight of new posts

Studio quality commercial-ready

Extra soft Ultra fresh

Make your body tremble 

Make your legs sing.

It was baptism

A deep dive dumpster-style

Into the root directory

Of the mother oak

And beyond.

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Offer Your Pronouns When Meeting New Ostriches

LIGHT INDICATOR IS BLUE

Means device is power on.

CAREFREE LUXURY LOGIN

Take%me!!em%ekaT.

FIND IT, IT’S YOURS

That’s a really good price.

THE IRS

Theirs.

DON’T JUST PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE GROUND

Around gender and pronouns.

A NOD TO WILLIAM FAULKNER

As I Lay Dying “in empty and shimmering dilapidation”. 

SHE SAID THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS GOING TO DO WITH HER DAY

Sleep in.

INEVITABLIITY

The timing couldn’t be better.

DARIUS

Does Darius even have pronouns?

ENVIRONMENTAL NEUROSCIENCE

Explore Eat Shop Stay

PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATION

Waiting for tables in the noodle shops.

DISHES THEY SAY ARE SPICY

I’m like ?

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