Saturday, March 21, 2026

Fast Casual

Leaders decry
Family pursues
Pope laments
Bots battle

Hardliners prevail
Insurrectionists vow
Jihadists petition
Strategists note

Proposals aim
Limits erased
Committee backs
Findings reveal

Whistleblower fired
Exec accused
Union pushes
Probe widens

Lawsuit challenges
Frustration increases
Pressure grows
Authorities gird

Buyer emerges
Company pays
Raises ok’d
Everyone shines.


© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com


Friday, March 20, 2026

A Feed You'll Love

Switch and get
2X  3X  5X points
Accommodations, cars, cruises
Tickets, bookings
Personal pizzas and death with dignity.

And tell your visual-first assistant
Scale and data and distribution
Will define the future of media
Never allow genre to confine your work
But don’t share your code with anyone.

Set a creative challenge for yourself
Turn every moment into playful adventure
Surround yourself with yes
Try your best
It’s the least you can do.


© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com


Thursday, March 19, 2026

There's a Scene in the Third Season

Ursa Major seen from Asia Minor
Church of Win-Win  
Where Yes and Yes goes
Hand in hand with 
Open Late
Rules loosened, tools too
Eye roll, pre-roll 
Roll over Beethoven.

Can you talk about
On time buses 
On time trains
Walk us through
Tell us about
The path not taken
That dumps out at 
Cold Beer/Pool/Burgers.

Oh grow a rower’s pair you whores to 
Big drops and healthy smoothies
Napkins, options, money 
And other things left on the table
Brays the priest bemoaning the 
Widespread dearth of rare earths
At the annual Blessing of the Devices
Do it or ask to have it done for you.



© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com


Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Guns and Cannabutter

Recon leads to intel as
New waste leads to legacy waste
Expansion fuels density
The way drift netting fuels by-catch
Flooding the market with

All your favorite franchises, characters
Gayliens, glissades, Gaga songs we love
24/7 streams of irresistibly larky narratives 
Reverb to adverb
Hers his and theys arcs

A thuggish sluggish drone swarm of 
Duckbilled platitudinous gangsters
Cutout middlemen clinging to their tropes
Hedonistic and shedonistic
Offshoots of infidels

Axes of proxies, defacto intifada
Sects, branches
Christ on a hoverboard
You needn’t be Greek
To know why they call them gods. 


© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com


Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Days of Wine and Roses, with Notes of Cautious Optimism

Unlocks 
Impresses
Stuns

That’s what
I said 
But so

From hot
Tub to
Cold plunge

Ok so
I know
I’m just

Doing a quick
Was it Ben
Was it Damien

I DM-ed Farzin
It’s like does
That always happen?


© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com


Monday, March 16, 2026

Starkitecture

I always love to challenge myself
It kind of like excites me
I’ve become something of a dab hand at
Talking to my wrist or my glasses
Flexing through Zoom calls
Disseminating dossiers of sensitive matters that aren’t public
Dishing to the Entertainment Juggernaut Times
Fresh finds in every leak
Marinated in herbs and  
Garlic and articles of faith 
Projects outperforming at
Next-gen levels of outperformance
Putting two and two together
Coming up with five
Thirty-seven thousand, eight hundred billion
Four trillion!

Large-cap
Cross-platform 
Alcohol-fueled
Rules-driven
Late-night
Picture-perfect
Carbon-based
Far-flung
Sci-fi
Thinly-veiled
Real-life
Gluten-free
Short-range
Long-range
High-profile
Pan-fried!

 

© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com


Sunday, March 15, 2026

Shakespeare on the Light Rail

Rebalancing my portfolio
Staring death in the eye
Through risk lenses 
Head like the Elephant Man
Torso like Saint Sebastian
My right oblique tight
I was Othello white

Desdemona half black, half Chinese
Presenter and influencer
Quotes, clubs, slow cookers
Bats right throws right
At large, in chief
Infinitely clippable
Massive digital reach

Stole the heart off my sleeve
I flipped like a cheap zori
My blood pressure spiked like agave
And bats were swinging for the fences
I just want to rock that smart little backside 
From allegro presto to andante pastoral
Strong merch numbers’ll do that

A night of high engagement
Peer-to-peer messaging 
Any platform, any cloud
We matched app for app
Fiercely compelling, fiercely tender
And although this account is private somehow
The internet lit up.


© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com