STARK
A Randy Stark Blog
Friday, July 31, 2026
Cloacal Elucubrations in Ablations of Aporia
We were so in love and our dreams were so big
We turned an old packing house into a soundstage
Celebrated with Champagne and raw
Dolphin-safe tuna, all you can eat
But Truth found other careers
As well as moisturizing routines
Film shoot days are down
From chains to valet parking
Pointing to die back sugared
With sprinkles of ideological luxury
The only way our work will be seen
Is to murder a celebrity
Or kidnap their mother
And demand a queen’s ransom
Pilgrims gather
Talks teeter.
Thursday, July 30, 2026
Night-Night Gestures
Tripping over new time horizons
Falling asleep to the gentle hum
Of orbiting data centers.
Eschewing misguided buzzing
The locals wax taciturn
But flex high trust scores.
Spotted skunks spotted
Ride hailing to food halls
Means “no way is way.”
Awakening to alt-pop icons
Tracks a high tensile relationship to
Price points at fast casual chains.
A strong hub is a springboard for
Influencer-designed boutique lifestyle
Island hopping, ziplines and logistics.
Every last finale kicks off a new beginning
Tennis is not an autonomous vehicle
Vibe coding bangs.
But um so it’s easier to be immortal now
Behind a paywall of course
And yeah the smart money is on sequels.
Wednesday, July 29, 2026
From Petticoat Junction to Extreme Unction
SOLIDARITY
Comments “you haven’t seen”
About posts “you haven’t seen”
About a reel “you haven’t seen”
Join the millions who also haven’t
And are already dead.
VINDICATION
Nah, it was a friendly thing nigga
But vindication does not mean recovered
You selling again?
SPEAKING OF IDIOMS
As Socrates said
Tease the trailer
Then turn off transponders
Basically he’s like
Don’t be an idiom
Keep your friends close and
Strike your enemies remotely.
Tuesday, July 28, 2026
As Reach Drops Straighter Than Straight to Voicemail
A pod of the obsequious, beached
In a resort lounge at the end
Of the second day of the
Three
Day
Conference.
Truth is, whether you were there or not
That’s whose feed I’m not in.
What happened was those
Things I wanted to happen
Those things did not happen.
We never even went there
Although later she “let slip”
That “a couple of times”
She’d “thought about it.”
That’s whose feed I’m not in as well.
Monday, July 27, 2026
News You May Have Missed
President says
Planners announce
Two plead
Floods kill
Ukrainians prepare
Brazil threatens
UK urges
Syria declares
Official
points
Scientists find
Lawmakers OK
Impersonator sentenced
Crews halt
Experts think
Industry pushes
Panel clears
Celebration
features
Inflation dips
Suspect charged
Playoffs blur.
© Copyright
2026 Randy Stark
Randy Stark’s Amazon Author’s Page
Saturday, July 25, 2026
Hand Torn Lines
The sun rose cold on another bloody crackdown
Cactus and succulent coalitions
Flooding second opinions into canyons
So vibroacoustically dense that
Fighter jets and bioresonant sow bugs
Scuffle for the butts tossed
From the Severed Hand of Providence.
Everybody does other work for money
Pool cleaning robots kill thousands
The famous and wealthy have lost their shit
Binding agreements frayed and dissolved
Several species report loss of confidence
More arbitrary scaling, more capricious precision
Difficulty rating: a full 180.
It’s easier to become radicalized
Than to level up your next booking
While earning 5x membership rewards points
Or to find your forever person
Kicking it with gigawatts of personal assistants
In a purpose-built showroom
At a ticketing and events start up ahead of the general launch.
Nature provides a great deejay set
And in the frequency of the kingdom
Affricates contrasted with stop–fricative clusters
A retroflex distinct from alveolo-palatal consonants
The place went nuts
But def not Sudsy Playing Gator Gong
Dude, this is shooter kills three.
Friday, July 24, 2026
Joo Kin Doo Eet
A watershed discovery
A manifesto
A pleasure
Sweetening an already
Cultural yearning.
What it takes to remain viable these days
To an audience naturally
Drawn to compelling
Innovative content
And true event releases.
Which is to say
Which is a smart way to say
A super popular virtually ideal way
A customizable and luxurious way to say
We’re on this ride together.
Keep your apps updated
And batteries refreshed
Nobody even knows who you are
Without an Insta
And be sure to drive sustainably.
© Copyright
2026 Randy Stark
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