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2026 Randy Stark
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Sunday, July 19, 2026
Saturday, July 18, 2026
Kaput
A spin-off of the beloved stream
Love Done Right
A modern dynamic experience
That pulses with energy and
Convulses with content creativity
Signature style
Heavy cruising
Sexy bartenders
Love making to leave taking
No harm but plenty of foul.
Perks, party girls and señoritos
Reality TV contestants
A fifty-thousand-strong singalong
An arena that later became a homeless shelter
Op-eds and hopheads
Like Marat in the tub
Head like the Elephant Man
Rabid with the past
I still suffer price and purchase exposure
Linked to my time in brick and mortar.
Friday, July 17, 2026
We've Got to Get to Idaho
Looking at a couple of properties
Transfer our taxes.
Off to Colorado next week
Doing the roof on our rental.
November and December we’re in Tennessee
Josie’s sister.
Yes, she was in Utah for the baby shower
Last October.
Next spring a small ship cruise
Istanbul to Barcelona.
I am super itching to get to Mexico City
See the Orozco mural.
It’s a challenge with my emphysema
Not to mention Machu Picchu.
And for our anniversary we’re thinking
Thailand or Spain.
Thursday, July 16, 2026
And Uniquely Engineered
Half Afro-Latino
Half handpicked loyalist
Grew up with “Toy Story”
Home for a quick toss.
We scrapped over flow
Central air and heating
Nothing stopping us
From hallucinating paradise.
I messaged her the next day
My starkest regards
Keep my platform close to your heart
I’ll always be there for you.
Sunday, July 12, 2026
Two Plus One
LISTENING TO ARNOLD SCHOENBERG’S VERKLARTE NACHT
I’m one of the greatest fucking salamis of all time
And as for lifetime achievement honors
I just want to give back to the community
Because they gave me so much
Such as Sister Anastasia
Juicy written on her butt.
BALANCING SCIENCE AND ART
Set his backpack down
Circled it twice
Strapped it back on.
Signed in
Thumbed in
Retinaed in.
Next morning found
Surrounded by herons
Knee deep in group chat.
WEDDING CAKE SMOOSH DISS
He had this like Rod Stewart wig on
And he had boxing gloves.
We won’t kill him, but
We will hurt him.
He’ll never walk again
I’ll tell you that.
Saturday, July 11, 2026
Location Data Disabled
I’ve never hardly seen this before
Baptist podcast colossi enriching uranium
Monks, Jihadi groups
Community builders and screen sensations
Antisemites and Zionists
Croatian gangs
Outlaw bikers
Masons and plumbers
A high-profile YouTuber
One tall Inca
Who popped out of her skis
Upon impact
Team leads and spine specialists
Librarians and bus drivers
Daylaborers and interdisciplinarians
Gathered like the college of cardinals
At the Juniper Street Coin Laundry
A pool of taco trucks parked in back
Along with motherships of killer drones
I FaceTimed Jesus
Clocked Him to it.
Friday, July 10, 2026
Replacements
JD VANCE IN THE PENALTY BOX
Two minutes for roughing the Pope.
ALONG LA BREA BETWEEN INGLEWOOD AND HOLLYWOOD
A startled cry.
A defiant scream.
YOU SEE THE SIGN?
OK so walk toward that sign.
ROUNDING THE BASES
Cesar Chavez got the boot.
I’m thinking of taking over,
¡Ándale pues! is the new ¡Sí se puede!
STUDIES SHOW
To open door in emergency
Break cover and pull back ring.
AND THE NAME ON THE ORDER?
Human Exceptionalism.
ASK YOUR AI
Why are animals allowed to live without phones?
THE ATHLETE
On the one hand
Plagued by his oblique
On the other hand
His toe.
NOTE TO DOG OWNERS
A leash is a restraint, not a display prop.
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