Friday, July 31, 2026

Cloacal Elucubrations in Ablations of Aporia

We were so in love and our dreams were so big
We turned an old packing house into a soundstage

Celebrated with Champagne and raw
Dolphin-safe tuna, all you can eat

But Truth found other careers
As well as moisturizing routines

Film shoot days are down
From chains to valet parking

Pointing to die back sugared
With sprinkles of ideological luxury

The only way our work will be seen
Is to murder a celebrity

Or kidnap their mother
And demand a queen’s ransom

Pilgrims gather
Talks teeter.



Thursday, July 30, 2026

Night-Night Gestures

Tripping over new time horizons
Falling asleep to the gentle hum 
Of orbiting data centers.

Eschewing misguided buzzing 
The locals wax taciturn 
But flex high trust scores.

Spotted skunks spotted  
Ride hailing to food halls
Means “no way is way.”

Awakening to alt-pop icons 
Tracks a high tensile relationship to
Price points at fast casual chains.

A strong hub is a springboard for
Influencer-designed boutique lifestyle
Island hopping, ziplines and logistics.

Every last finale kicks off a new beginning
Tennis is not an autonomous vehicle 
Vibe coding bangs.

But um so it’s easier to be immortal now
Behind a paywall of course
And yeah the smart money is on sequels.


Wednesday, July 29, 2026

From Petticoat Junction to Extreme Unction

SOLIDARITY

Comments “you haven’t seen”
About posts “you haven’t seen”
About a reel “you haven’t seen”
Join the millions who also haven’t
And are already dead.


VINDICATION

Nah, it was a friendly thing nigga
But vindication does not mean recovered
You selling again?


SPEAKING OF IDIOMS

As Socrates said
Tease the trailer
Then turn off transponders
Basically he’s like
Don’t be an idiom
Keep your friends close and  
Strike your enemies remotely.



Tuesday, July 28, 2026

As Reach Drops Straighter Than Straight to Voicemail

A pod of the obsequious, beached
In a resort lounge at the end 
Of the second day of the 
Three
Day
Conference.
Truth is, whether you were there or not
That’s whose feed I’m not in.

What happened was those
Things I wanted to happen 
Those things did not happen.
We never even went there
Although later she “let slip”
That “a couple of times”
She’d “thought about it.”
That’s whose feed I’m not in as well.



Monday, July 27, 2026

News You May Have Missed


President says

Planners announce

Two plead

Floods kill

Ukrainians prepare

Brazil threatens

UK urges

Syria declares

Official points

Scientists find

Lawmakers OK

Impersonator sentenced

Crews halt

Experts think

Industry pushes

Panel clears

Celebration features

Inflation dips

Suspect charged

                                    Playoffs blur.


© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

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Saturday, July 25, 2026

Hand Torn Lines

The sun rose cold on another bloody crackdown
Cactus and succulent coalitions
Flooding second opinions into canyons 
So vibroacoustically dense that 
Fighter jets and bioresonant sow bugs 
Scuffle for the butts tossed 
From the Severed Hand of Providence.

Everybody does other work for money
Pool cleaning robots kill thousands
The famous and wealthy have lost their shit
Binding agreements frayed and dissolved
Several species report loss of confidence
More arbitrary scaling, more capricious precision
Difficulty rating: a full 180.

It’s easier to become radicalized
Than to level up your next booking 
While earning 5x membership rewards points
Or to find your forever person
Kicking it with gigawatts of personal assistants
In a purpose-built showroom
At a ticketing and events start up ahead of the general launch.

Nature provides a great deejay set
And in the frequency of the kingdom
Affricates contrasted with stop–fricative clusters
A retroflex distinct from alveolo-palatal consonants
The place went nuts
But def not Sudsy Playing Gator Gong
Dude, this is shooter kills three.


Friday, July 24, 2026

Joo Kin Doo Eet

A watershed discovery
A manifesto
A pleasure
Sweetening an already
Cultural yearning.

What it takes to remain viable these days
To an audience naturally
Drawn to compelling
Innovative content
And true event releases.

Which is to say
Which is a smart way to say
A super popular virtually ideal way
A customizable and luxurious way to say
We’re on this ride together.

Keep your apps updated 
And batteries refreshed
Nobody even knows who you are
Without an Insta
And be sure to drive sustainably.


© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com