Wednesday, September 2, 2026

When Heavy Ordnance Collapses a Facility

Boom boom boom cluster bombs
Drone crash and thrash orange flames
Robot responders first in to sweep
Radioactive debris kicked up by the bunker busters
The super voracious crawlers
Trained by co-axial masters 
Experts in memes and lethal payloads to where
The importance of Special Teams cannot be overregarded.

Next come the bleeding control kit vendors
Pill cutter purveyors and sharps collectors
Blue collar D-lines, titular heads
Global spirits giants, top spy chiefs
Phase three is soil remediation and seawalls
The reintroduction of mammalian traits like
Punching over their weight
Plus restocking dragonflies and hummingbirds.

Public-private partnerships are entered into
Sex, tiers, and bundles
Nuclear lifecycle innovation and impact campuses
Where it's always back to school
Elevated, and auto-dubbed
Happy crustaceans stress-testing assumptions 
Generating, forecasting, getting actionable insights
And so should your mouthwash.

I remain ever humbled by the canon
Of interactivity, access lounges
And off-the-cuff lifestyles 
Clawing back the frisson of possibility
From the grand metanarrative of prediction markets
Heat restrictions are no restrictions at all
And I’ll be a son of a one or the other
Moral code to coral mode.


Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Slaw

This is an excellent day
This is an amazing day
This is a great day
This is the perfect day.

Cash or points only
You might be interested
You may want to call
And claim your share of the slaw.

Put up so much at X
Control a position at Y
Trade with up to 5x leverage
And let AI scan the scene

Giving you the opportunity
To learn how to 
Track your glucose levels
IN REAL TIME!!!

Super fans enjoy the hell out that slaw,
It’s my personal brand.
Colonel made a good slaw too,
Don’t get me wrong.


Monday, August 31, 2026

A Melancholy Affair Occasioning Much Distress

Once upon a brick-shitting human
Suffering from whereabouts failure
On non-functional turf, then a
Senior embedded software affairs specialist 1
At a genuine authorized dealership
And aint’ gonna press No for an answer
He had looked forward to the fuck date
And what happened is he
Famously took meat rub---
Please silence all genes.



Sunday, August 30, 2026

The Frisson of Honored Status

Earn cash on select bookings
Private chef-curated dining experiences
Super awesome destinations
Really cool countries.

And did I tell you
About the deal I got
I was talking to Crystal about it 
Unlimited double points.

And then those points
Combined with the multiplier
On a platinum card
Got us a suite for $99.

This card OK
This one I use for
Tickets to everything
Turns out tiers are transferrable.

Had my assistant call and I’ma pull up 
In my Silverado tomorrow for early check-in
New restaurants, new rooftop lounges
I’ll try to catch a couple of games too.

But yeah
It’s been super easy
To use those points
Which is nice.




Saturday, August 29, 2026

A Smash of Yinnys


ENRICHMENT

Recharged “my Kindle”
Got time on “my hands”
Gonna revisit “the canon.”


HEADING INTO TOMORROW

Grab your locaters.
That area.


TRANSIT PLAZA

Ten bays no buses
Four tracks no trains


SOURCES

Public restrooms, local newspapers, online.


INEFFABLE

Needa disable your share screen.


UNEFFABLE

Can’t be effed with.


NOTICE OF INTENT TO ADOPT A MITIGATED DECLARATION

But what I’m saying is
Well it’s not
Just that
It’s like.


WAIT

Really?



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www.randystark.com

Friday, August 28, 2026

Plot Points

First they hate crimed me.
Then they tried to unalive me.
They pitched me high and tight.
They fouled me.

And when it came to nepo nephews
Of casino moguls linked to… 
Let's just say it pays the rent to be terrible with names
And straight as the bangs of a library volunteer lady

Lest you get walked off,
Lest you be found floating face down, 
Brackish waters, your premium peacock
Charm pouch stuffed in your mouth.






Thursday, August 27, 2026

A River Runs Effluent

Among tentpoles in mild grade backcountry
A river runs effluent in fan fest additives.
Combos and plates.
Sizzling nachos of brisket or pulled pork.
Bacon wrapped carne asada
Hot Philly or Hawaiian Baja style.
Jumbo hot dogs and giant kielbasa.
Spinach lemon chicken breast.
Crab garlic fries
Served smothered
With grilled onions or
In a warm pita with tzatziki sauce. 
Cole slaw, street corn.
5-layer mac and cheese.

But then I thought
You know what
Fuck fan fest
Fuck watch parties
I’ve totally done this before
I want to attend the actual event
I want to have that crazy status
That it takes to get in
To be fucking dope as fuck
Like a breakout content creator 
And your franchise is 
JUST SO HUGE
That your shit is featured in video games
And you arrive pre-acclaimed.