The Boys Are Back

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From Virality to Unscripted Stardom

I’ve got a 3-D computer graphics creation tool

But lately there’s been a downturn in engagement

Idle chocolate is the devil’s food

So it’s time to cameo

I am this, I said

I am that, she said

Test the model  

If satisfactory, deploy directly 

We faced off 

Everything became true at the same time

In another Best Unscripted Miniseries nod.

© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

Randy Stark’s Amazon Author’s Page

Dot Com Slash Front-Runner

Virtual private network

Creating thems, hybrids

Strike groups of 

Surface-to-air unicorns.

Razor-sharp

High-spirited

Head-bouncing

Mind-warping.

Challenging the narrative

If not with jaundiced orb 

Looked upon at least askance 

Plus fluent in jailbreak prompts. 

Sky-blue loyalty to red-hot 

Life-span enhancing

All-in-one value-packed

Cul-de-sacs of love.

© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

Randy Stark’s Amazon Author’s Page

For Deadass Real

Is it sexy?

Is it cute?

Is it unique?

Is it cobranded?

Is it breakout?

Is it sick?

Is it deft?

Is it layered?

Is it a force of gravity

Is it eye popping

Is it an extraordinary must-see?

Is it OG?

Is it NBD?

Is it ultra?

Is it skibidi?

Is it bangin’?

Is it epic?

Is it legit epic?

Is it fresh?

Is it chill?

Is it dope?

Is it dank?

Is it hot af?

Is it bleeding edge?

Is it signature?

Is it showcase?

Is it snappin?

Is it slappin?

I’ll take it, and lemme grabba water.

© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

Randy Stark’s Amazon Author’s Page

Urbi et Orbi

Some they voted to strip

Others they outright fired 

Tom Thumb got fingered

But it was bird flu killed the cat

I’m like no bueno.

Black smoke white noise

The app he is pressure me

Pivot into hyperpop

I’m like oh really

And he’s all yeah. 

© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

Randy Stark’s Amazon Author’s Page

 

Stats Don’t Prevaricate

People in ER: 98 percent Brown and Black 

2 percent Asian, one percent White.

BP 138/78 Outcome

Two new medications and one new referral.

Actual temperature -4

Feels like -5.

A billion feet of snow

A trillion flights cancelled.

My name is Isosceles and I am a triangle 

Good for nine innings of two-hit ball.

Wondering did The Three Stooges ever go surfing

Or record the A-minor piano trio by Maurice Ravel?

Reaching out to the closest 25

Blended identities I bought a brace.

Made my mark in five screen shots

It’s in the record books.

Time is 6/7, after party 24/7

Designated areas higher.

© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

Randy Stark’s Amazon Author’s Page

Throwing Partial Shade at All Tier Levels

My hope was to write a poem

A multitasking poem that 

Collapses the government

You are reading under 

And at the same time

Strengthens the overall job market.

What follows is not what I intended

Rather the strategic application 

Of what I made of what I intended

I intended to reduce pain at the pump

But it’s been a hell of a holy week

In the games and entertainment universe.

War grabbed our attention

(By the pussy)

How many seconds left

On the nuclear c(l)ock

All out of time outs is

The number of time outs remaining.

© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

Randy Stark’s Amazon Author’s Page