Part I
Like two and a half years ago
Bed, t.v., moonlight
Sound of a dirt bike way back in the hills
We were watching the Olympics that night
Long story short: coat, shoes (beloved labels), ER.
Swiping is now my life
That and sustained mobilization
Reveals replace show and tell
My large language was too big for the overhead bin
So I always have to check it.
I needa update my priors
Ropes as I learned them are gone
My brands are non-responsive.
Outfit and make-up inspiration unavailable
Non-Op cars covered by weeds in the yard.
With all the recent going ons
It’s not reasonable to think at 2x speed
It comes down to Ctrl Hi viz hi rizz
How to attend, how to watch
How to exit out.
Part II
Hello oh hi, no, I can talk
You’re going to the Horn
I was just there
Educating Yemen’s Houthi rebel dog parents
On what their pet needs.
Like I told a Shih tzu owner
Try these hip new twists to 5-star experiences
And when combined with magic
And a couple of eco-friendly cheat codes
It’s what people do in movies.
I call her Assassin
That ass’a ki’ya
Ran a photo of it through AI
So hot broke the goddam model
Caused a data center to explode.
But she dumped me and
I’m sitting here looking at Tanker Tracker
Tryna stunt my depression
Higher than a mockingbird on loquats
Mogging upper-level crazy on X.
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