Friday, August 14, 2026

Where Clubbing is Central and the Dance Floor Rules

I’m a pagan market research analyst
A rare form of chipmaker’s future
Crazier than a red-headed incident commander 
I sphinx therefore I am
A pioneering fitness tracker
Burdened by ball handling duties
Winner of laurels seldom bestowed
Sometimes a check swing tapper
Sometimes a little looper
Famously opaque
And always only one click away. 
I want to flag that really hard.



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Thursday, August 13, 2026

I Asked AI

Knowing me how should I vote
And compared AI’s answer with how
I thought I would vote.

I asked AI why it chose who it did
Which didn’t match who I was 
Thinking I’d be voting for.

AI’s answers made sense
(Edited for length and clarity)
So I’m going with AI’s recommendations

Except for county commissioner.
What AI somehow didn’t clock is  
The incumbent is a very close friend of mine. 




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Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Scrappers (Les Baroudeurs)

They’re not bad models in the sense of
Hoping to bite their favorites
And their favorites’ gold medals
Most people don’t need to worry
It’s just due to a lot of factors.

Keats writes of the “beaminess” of bright eyes
While resampling local image orientation planes 
Out where the grid diverges and
Only thing lacking is a brand
And the fans to get it in front of.

Things didn’t work out like they should have
To know what it means is to know
What it means in every real sense
But brandless is no way to go through life
It does something to them.

And sometimes the models developed attitudes.
Bypassed simmering, brought straight to boil
With multi-surface spatial concepts 
Supervillains and synth-laden leitmotifs
The grandeur with the rude.


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Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Relative Species Abundance

Like looking at the biggest opening in franchise history
Like fans reaching for the homerun 
Faces lit like a selfie and the ball is a camera
No happier faces than selfie faces

Built for today, ready for tomorrow
Committed to a net zero carbon future
Hyper-Fast fast network 
Plug in, power up, and go

A new road map 
Provides a patch
Opens a critical window
All rights belong to the rightful owners

More chargers, more freedom
Simplify the charging experience 
Make your charge as seamless possible 
Power today and innovate tomorrow



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Monday, August 10, 2026

Sweat Inequity

I just got back from chasing global growth,
Grab and go to smash and grab
To biometric screening of the latest diss tracks.

They put something in my file.
My file is my life
Sans charming cellists.

I talked amongst myselves
Blunts dangling from our lips.
I trolled a couple of myselves.

Who told me to do it?
One of me did. I wouldn’t have
Done it if I hadn’t first been told.

One of me is a tall handsome brawler 
With a cartoon stutter and lisp.
Another’s just an antlered grazer amidst 

All that I have in the way of a home,
The impact of influencer partnerships
At the end of subscriber engagement.


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Sunday, August 9, 2026

Weekend Reading





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Saturday, August 8, 2026

Another Growing Degree Day in Paradise

Gender expansive
Nothing less than
25% over asking.

Excitement at every kiosk 
Daring and vitally transformative
Rare and deeply transfixing.

I’m over here guys
I’m riding and skating
And clicking and swiping.

Here where it says
Some can’t get enough 
Cranberry crumble.

Here where the lucky die 
Where they fall like sections of fence
Serene with dilapidation.

Here but a few versts filled 
To bursting with custom fragrance away 
But you can’t get there without the app.

You needa diversify your device ecosystem
Before you pitch your smart tent
In the forest of transmitter trees.

My advice: stay hot
Heart the owie kisser
Upskill to an onboarding fervor.



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