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Monday

Conference opens

Data leaked

Commission probes

Plumes blanket

General vows

Bundles reveal 

Quake triggers

Study suggests

Raiders stumble

Strike threatened

Vaccines blamed

Tuesday

Shutdown looms

Panel releases

Officials promulgate

Proposal targets

Judge rebukes

Cameras capture

Dates announced

Work halted

Offices shuttered

Rates dip

Findings disputed

Wednesday

Tiger killed

CEO grilled

Contracts awarded

Eyebrows raised

Information leads

Landslide leaves

Talks set

Lawmakers note

Judge rejects

Athletes doxed

Rebels demand

Thursday

Verdicts reached

Stocks rise

Gold surges

Insurgents slain

Silver slips

Crypto dips

Company taps

Temperatures plunge 

Owner fights

Chair slams

Jury acquits

Friday

Dangers persist

Experts attribute

Crews prepare

Suppliers scramble

Envoys scurry

Few worry

Investors lean

Report links

Partners forge

Influencer accused

Driver robbed

Saturday

Storm disrupts

Levees breached

Crossing closed

Famine threatens

Fire damages

Helicopters collide

Body found 

Swimmer missing

Shark sighted

Agency slashes

Strikers defy

Sunday

Flights delayed

Scientists discover

Protestors denounce

Writers reflect

Teletubbies debunked

Teens envision

Leaders search 

Police seek

Subscribers spearhead

Gamers react

Conference concludes

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Poetry Found

In Today's Los Angeles Times

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And the poem Approximately by Yannis Ritsos 

[English translation by Nikos Stangos] 

 

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Collab: Cover Designs by Neil Novello

Honored by the collaborations, I proudly display my books featuring covers designed by Neil Novello.

(Click covers for Amazon previews)

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(left) Paperback version published September, 2005

Now out-of-print and "currently unavailable."

(right) Digital edition published September, 2020.

The Amazon sample has an essay about the project.

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