Saturday, April 25, 2026

From Virality to Unscripted Stardom

I’ve got a 3-D computer graphics creation tool
But lately there’s been a downturn in engagement
Idle chocolate is the devil’s food
So it’s time to cameo
I am this, I said
I am that, she said
Test the model  
If satisfactory, deploy directly 
We faced off 
Everything became true at the same time
In another Best Unscripted Miniseries nod.



© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

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Sunday, April 19, 2026

Dot Com Slash Front-Runner

Virtual private network
Creating thems, hybrids
Strike groups of 
Surface-to-air unicorns.

Razor-sharp
High-spirited
Head-bouncing
Mind-warping.

Challenging the narrative
If not with jaundiced orb 
Looked upon at least askance 
Plus fluent in jailbreak prompts. 

Sky-blue loyalty to red-hot 
Life-span enhancing
All-in-one value-packed
Cul-de-sacs of love.


© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

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Saturday, April 18, 2026

For Deadass Real

Is it sexy?
Is it cute?
Is it unique?
Is it cobranded?
Is it breakout?
Is it sick?
Is it deft?
Is it layered?
Is it a force of gravity
Is it eye popping
Is it an extraordinary must-see?
Is it OG?
Is it NBD?
Is it ultra?
Is it skibidi?
Is it bangin’?
Is it epic?
Is it legit epic?
Is it fresh?
Is it chill?
Is it dope?
Is it dank?
Is it hot af?
Is it bleeding edge?
Is it signature?
Is it showcase?
Is it snappin?
Is it slappin?
I’ll take it, and lemme grabba water.


© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

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Friday, April 17, 2026

Urbi et Orbi

Some they voted to strip
Others they outright fired 
Tom Thumb got fingered
But it was bird flu killed the cat
I’m like no bueno.

Black smoke white noise
The app he is pressure me
Pivot into hyperpop
I’m like oh really
And he’s all yeah. 



© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

Randy Stark’s Amazon Author’s Page

 

Thursday, April 16, 2026

Stats Don’t Prevaricate

People in ER: 98 percent Brown and Black 
2 percent Asian, one percent White.

BP 138/78 Outcome
Two new medications and one new referral.

Actual temperature -4
Feels like -5.

A billion feet of snow
A trillion flights cancelled.

My name is Isosceles and I am a triangle 
Good for nine innings of two-hit ball.

Wondering did The Three Stooges ever go surfing
Or record the A-minor piano trio by Maurice Ravel?

Reaching out to the closest 25
Blended identities I bought a brace.

Made my mark in five screen shots
It’s in the record books.

Time is 6/7, after party 24/7
Designated areas higher.




© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

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Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Throwing Partial Shade at All Tier Levels

My hope was to write a poem
A multitasking poem that 
Collapses the government
You are reading under 
And at the same time
Strengthens the overall job market.

What follows is not what I intended
Rather the strategic application 
Of what I made of what I intended
I intended to reduce pain at the pump
But it’s been a hell of a holy week
In the games and entertainment universe.

War grabbed our attention
(By the pussy)
How many seconds left
On the nuclear c(l)ock
All out of time outs is
The number of time outs remaining.


© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

Randy Stark’s Amazon Author’s Page

Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Rabbit Hole Ave.

Rude times, rape clubs, fight clubs
Tips on fashion and travel
The dog’s name was something from Harry Potter
I don’t like dogs or Harry Potter so I don’t remember
But I love your overalls, they’re very cute.

Next day dawned pickled red onion 
I touched the screen
I was greeted with 
Fresh strawberries
Fresh scones.

Thank you for joining us live
The hourly ennui
Feng shui
Déjà vu
Karma.

A flight of new posts
Studio quality commercial-ready
Extra soft Ultra fresh
Make your body tremble 
Make your legs sing.

It was baptism
A deep dive dumpster-style
Into the root directory
Of the mother oak
And beyond.


© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

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