Saturday, April 19, 2025

Eat My Interactive Toy Bunny

Twell fitty fi on the vichyssoise
And the third quandary 
I’ve been in today.

A dating app
A touching tribute
A major pinch me moment.

Do I get a pain in my knee
Of course I get a pain in my knee
When you did it to the least of them you did it to me.

Everybody’s wrapped in earnings statements
I haven’t taken mine off since I put it on
And, no, I’m not supposed to drive.

My teef in my mouf be pwoof
Give me social security or give me death
Centipedes take the stairs.

Good people jog on both sides
If they’re reluctant, they don’t show it
So I’m just saying.


Copyright 2025 Randy Stark




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