© Copyright
2026 Randy Stark
Saturday, April 25, 2026
From Virality to Unscripted Stardom
I’ve got a 3-D computer graphics creation tool
But lately there’s been a downturn in engagement
Idle chocolate is the devil’s food
So it’s time to cameo
I am this, I said
I am that, she said
Test the model
If satisfactory, deploy directly
We faced off
Everything became true at the same time
In another Best Unscripted Miniseries nod.
Sunday, April 19, 2026
Dot Com Slash Front-Runner
Virtual private network
Creating thems, hybrids
Strike groups of
Surface-to-air unicorns.
Razor-sharp
High-spirited
Head-bouncing
Mind-warping.
Challenging the narrative
If not with jaundiced orb
Looked upon at least askance
Plus fluent in jailbreak prompts.
Sky-blue loyalty to red-hot
Life-span enhancing
All-in-one value-packed
Cul-de-sacs of love.
© Copyright
2026 Randy Stark
Saturday, April 18, 2026
For Deadass Real
Is it sexy?
Is it cute?
Is it unique?
Is it cobranded?
Is it breakout?
Is it sick?
Is it deft?
Is it layered?
Is it a force of gravity
Is it eye popping
Is it an extraordinary must-see?
Is it OG?
Is it NBD?
Is it ultra?
Is it skibidi?
Is it bangin’?
Is it epic?
Is it legit epic?
Is it fresh?
Is it chill?
Is it dope?
Is it dank?
Is it hot af?
Is it bleeding edge?
Is it signature?
Is it showcase?
Is it snappin?
Is it slappin?
I’ll take it, and lemme grabba water.
Friday, April 17, 2026
Urbi et Orbi
Some they voted to strip
Others they outright fired
Tom Thumb got fingered
But it was bird flu killed the cat
I’m like no bueno.
Black smoke white noise
The app he is pressure me
Pivot into hyperpop
I’m like oh really
And he’s all yeah.
© Copyright
2026 Randy Stark
Thursday, April 16, 2026
Stats Don’t Prevaricate
People in ER: 98 percent Brown and Black
2 percent Asian, one percent White.
BP 138/78 Outcome
Two new medications and one new referral.
Actual temperature -4
Feels like -5.
A billion feet of snow
A trillion flights cancelled.
My name is Isosceles and I am a triangle
Good for nine innings of two-hit ball.
Wondering did The Three Stooges ever go surfing
Or record the A-minor piano trio by Maurice Ravel?
Reaching out to the closest 25
Blended identities I bought a brace.
Made my mark in five screen shots
It’s in the record books.
Time is 6/7, after party 24/7
Designated areas higher.
© Copyright
2026 Randy Stark
Wednesday, April 15, 2026
Throwing Partial Shade at All Tier Levels
My hope was to write a poem
A multitasking poem that
Collapses the government
You are reading under
And at the same time
Strengthens the overall job market.
What follows is not what I intended
Rather the strategic application
Of what I made of what I intended
I intended to reduce pain at the pump
But it’s been a hell of a holy week
In the games and entertainment universe.
War grabbed our attention
(By the pussy)
How many seconds left
On the nuclear c(l)ock
All out of time outs is
The number of time outs remaining.
© Copyright
2026 Randy Stark
Tuesday, April 14, 2026
Rabbit Hole Ave.
Rude times, rape clubs, fight clubs
Tips on fashion and travel
The dog’s name was something from Harry Potter
I don’t like dogs or Harry Potter so I don’t remember
But I love your overalls, they’re very cute.
Next day dawned pickled red onion
I touched the screen
I was greeted with
Fresh strawberries
Fresh scones.
Thank you for joining us live
The hourly ennui
Feng shui
Déjà vu
Karma.
A flight of new posts
Studio quality commercial-ready
Extra soft Ultra fresh
Make your body tremble
Make your legs sing.
It was baptism
A deep dive dumpster-style
Into the root directory
Of the mother oak
And beyond.
© Copyright
2026 Randy Stark
Monday, April 13, 2026
Offer Your Pronouns When Meeting New Ostriches
LIGHT INDICATOR IS BLUE
Means device is power on.
CAREFREE LUXURY LOGIN
Take%me!!em%ekaT.
FIND IT, IT’S YOURS
That’s a really good price.
THE IRS
Theirs.
DON’T JUST PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE GROUND
Around gender and pronouns.
A NOD TO WILLIAM FAULKNER
As I Lay Dying “in empty and shimmering dilapidation”.
SHE SAID THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS GOING TO DO WITH HER DAY
Sleep in.
INEVITABLIITY
The timing couldn’t be better.
DARIUS
Does Darius even have pronouns?
ENVIRONMENTAL NEUROSCIENCE
Explore Eat Shop Stay
PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATION
Waiting for tables in the noodle shops.
DISHES THEY SAY ARE SPICY
I’m like ?
Sunday, April 12, 2026
Footage
Walking over here I thought
The poor I’m one of
Can’t afford a car
Too lazy to get a job to buy one
Or some other problem.
Nothing’s more degrading
Than being an American pedestrian
I’ll send a screen shot
This is no country for those on foot
You need a car.
The bus stinks worse than a reptile shop
They never blink but
They’ll turn right around
And say it’s not good to need
Brings on anxiety.
So does cat food and rat droppings
All over the fucking carpet
Like a bad dye job on a cheap hair piece
My insurance only covers watchful waiting
And did I tell you what my AI companion said?
Saturday, April 11, 2026
From Beloved Icon to Monster Groomer
There was a
hair on my
¡Sí se
puede! merch
That I bought
at the gift store
In Keene
Mighta been a
pussy hair.
© Copyright
2026 Randy Stark
Randy Stark’s Amazon Author’s Page
Sunday, April 5, 2026
My Lamb is Tough
Navigating the granular
Projects concurrently in development
And those not in the conceptual phase
Millions stand to be made from these verses.
As spring loaded words
It’s global engagement
And using footage to pointed effect
Like collaborating on a shoe
I have the orders here.
Sometimes they get out of hand
After all
Cultural behemoths
Payment services titans
Prediction giants
AI Colossi
Will be teams of
Dogs eating dogs
Doggy style.
Dog eat dog
Using noise cancelling noise
To cancel the screams
Sectarian violence at trade shows
Suicide bombings at petting zoos
Ethnic cleansings aboard ship
Even the shadow of the hawk is paywalled
Synth microgenres, vapid chat rooms
Volleyball amidst rubble.
Then I kind of stand back
And I kind of
I have to like
I have to turn away
Yeah I mean its
Terrible news
Obviously
Where’s the server
My lamb is tough.
© Copyright
2026 Randy Stark
Saturday, April 4, 2026
Baby Chita's Secrets
She was her own spin off (like me)
Too big to get near
Heedless of the tenacious backup beeping
The rules for converting to Roth
No guardrails
No lifeguard on duty
Even after life has been whistled dead
Or vice versa
U do the math
Or pay a brother to do it for you.
In the middle of a hella brand event
Asperity free, resounding
Game is abundant
Laughter is everything
Start ups and laughter
Backed by a wallet of intimate moments
And role-playing games of irrefragable mythology.
For added applause, levity and euphoria
“The right rug refreshes the entire room”
Or so says the deputy awards strategist (interim).
Friday, April 3, 2026
The Real Deal
What can you tell us about brand officers
Airlifting flush toilets and walk in tubs
Forcing the closure of a scenic stretch (of highway)
Cancelling New Year’s Eve (in Lenin Square)
Dethroning legends?
Come on man
Talk to us about
Lovers, tariffs
Winter storm warnings
Buzzer beaters.
Walk us through the sacred heart
High level working groups
Moving beyond “natural landscapes”
Looking to explore “built environments”
Of falsified authenticity.
© Copyright
2026 Randy Stark
Thursday, April 2, 2026
Swarm Intelligence
Are you feeling like someone else
Is pushing all the buttons
Blurring if not breaking all the boundaries
You guess you still want to live
Just less than ever
And not only on Netflix
Death’s been done to death
Fashion week is out of fashion.
It’s the new Bitch Dogma
God’s little farm unit
Katie don’t bar the door no more
Katie tear the motherfucking door
Off the motherfucking hinges
Even Grandma was grandfathered in
Sweetening the pot
Streaming giant was it?
The price point is safely unseductive
Oh beautiful for
Credit scores
Like Vuitton luggage for Kathmandu
This is not a toy
Collaborate or else
Call click or take
The next exit and visit.
© Copyright
2026 Randy Stark
Wednesday, April 1, 2026
Counterfactually Superpowered
It’s crazy
Observers continue
To scratch
Their heads
Layoffs announced
Groups clash
Careful now
You don’t
Families fear
Keep out
Of reach
Of chickens
Official urges
Mumbo mini
City considers
Mumbo jumbo
Summit focuses
On microdoses
Of Moore’s
Law and
Monkey flower
Strike averted
Magic ignites
Happy Hour!
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