Among tentpoles in mild grade backcountry
A river runs effluent in fan fest additives.
Combos and plates.
Sizzling nachos of brisket or pulled pork.
Bacon wrapped carne asada
Hot Philly or Hawaiian Baja style.
Jumbo hot dogs and giant kielbasa.
Spinach lemon chicken breast.
Crab garlic fries
Served smothered
With grilled onions or
In a warm pita with tzatziki sauce.
Cole slaw, street corn.
5-layer mac and cheese.
But then I thought
You know what
Fuck fan fest
Fuck watch parties
I’ve totally done this before
I want to attend the actual event
I want to have that crazy status
That it takes to get in
To be fucking dope as fuck
Like a breakout content creator
And your franchise is
JUST SO HUGE
That your shit is featured in video games
And you arrive pre-acclaimed.
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