LISTENING TO ARNOLD SCHOENBERG’S VERKLARTE NACHT
I’m one of the greatest fucking salamis of all time
And as for lifetime achievement honors
I just want to give back to the community
Because they gave me so much
Such as Sister Anastasia
Juicy written on her butt.
BALANCING SCIENCE AND ART
Set his backpack down
Circled it twice
Strapped it back on.
Signed in
Thumbed in
Retinaed in.
Next morning found
Surrounded by herons
Knee deep in group chat.
WEDDING CAKE SMOOSH DISS
He had this like Rod Stewart wig on
And he had boxing gloves.
We won’t kill him, but
We will hurt him.
He’ll never walk again
I’ll tell you that.
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