JD VANCE IN THE PENALTY BOX
Two minutes for roughing the Pope.
ALONG LA BREA BETWEEN INGLEWOOD AND HOLLYWOOD
A startled cry.
A defiant scream.
YOU SEE THE SIGN?
OK so walk toward that sign.
ROUNDING THE BASES
Cesar Chavez got the boot.
I’m thinking of taking over,
¡Ándale pues! is the new ¡Sí se puede!
STUDIES SHOW
To open door in emergency
Break cover and pull back ring.
AND THE NAME ON THE ORDER?
Human Exceptionalism.
ASK YOUR AI
Why are animals allowed to live without phones?
THE ATHLETE
On the one hand
Plagued by his oblique
On the other hand
His toe.
NOTE TO DOG OWNERS
A leash is a restraint, not a display prop.
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