Tuesday, February 17, 2026

My Screen is Live

I’m a global, digital consultancy offering
Peer advisory network optimization 
Advanced back-office services 
And robust cross platform behavior
Both on premises and in the cloud 
Always leaning in with a trend line
Targeting viewing queues
From cryptocurrency miners with
Lunch buckets, smeared faces
To the behemoths and titans and colossi
In cloud service, credit cards, and entertainment.

Beloved by Reddit threads
I’m a recognized innovator in fully integrated solutions 
A juggernaut in the attention economy 
A darling among tastemakers seeking
A unified next gen media experience
A principal voice and mastermind
A driving force in advanced wave forms
And legacy infrastructure architecture
Leaping tall paywalls with a single code
Revealing the secret to breakout gifting and travel
Bohemian activewear and cellular bioresonance.

I’m a big believer in
Branded custom private label
Wearables, edibles
Tangible AI products
New Roth options
I heart vibroacoustic therapy
First thing I do is I sit down with the client 
And I say Look here’s how 
To do a chemistry read on Zoom
And here’s how to make it to where 
There is an “I” in team.

And so yeah
I’m not going to lie
Never in a million years arrived yesterday
It’s been a meteoric rise
People love to be critical of a breakout hit
But synergy doesn’t grow on old growth discourse 
You wouldn’t put an expensive sword
In a cheap scabbard 
I’m de rigueur
De ri 
Fucking gueur.



© Copyright 2026 Randy Stark

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