Saturday, September 20, 2025

The Influencer Reported on X

My social media has exploded.
From snippets to billboards
Booked full throttle 
Charting everywhere 
A thick lush forest 
Of reveals and release dates 
A cool, deep house
Now with speed pro and ultra kick 
Gluten free and vegan upon request
My brand right now?
An absolute A-blast!

But it’s funny because people always ask
Are you satisfied with your feed?
And I always respond with yeah/but 
Yeah there's a ton of money to be found 
But it’s tricky, being as how infinite a number of
Realities there are in this unscripted universe.
Those who profess to need nothing lack everything.
Including a handsome king.
But no, um, yeah
I feel like an Emmy nod is due me.
Outstanding sumpin sumpin series.

On the flip I hooked a podcast deal,
I’m releasing my third pro shoe,
My mouse and my shapewear 
Are the same Prussian shade of blue
As the rizzy new pitch deck you’re reading, 
I’ve partnered with (can’t say who!),
My TikToks do Best Numbers
And my decision to play arenas instead of stadiums
Is an artistic one,
Existential and exponential,
And platformed as such.

I launched 
Kind of indie.
I dropt
An exercise in sinking up.
Kind of 
Yeah
Minimalism to the max,
To the point of almost no return.
Full disclosure: I’ve only been once.
I remain in not that big of a rush.


Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

 


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