Saturday, February 15, 2025

Nugs


THE BIBLE TELLS US

Shit’s real bro.


BOOM YEAR FOR EXISTENTIAL REFLECTION

They were running man coverage and I said hey
I’m not just here to color commentate 
Shower me in Gatorade and call me coach.


CODE NAME: SWAMI

Rocking a certified autonomous vehicle repair tech badge.


THERE’S A SCENE IN THE THIRD SEASON

Cyber truck with Mars expedition roof rack
Hitched to the charging station
Turns back into a pumpkin
At multi-gig speed.


AS SHAKESPEARE SAID

Keep the line moving.


IF ONLY I COULD FLY

She said she’d pray for me.
I texted her back:
Thank you.


FAIYA

I loved her breakup posts.


THE FAUXEST OF PAS

I rushed
To stop
Her but
She left.


THE OTHER THING I’M THINKING TOO IS

I think she ended it well.



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