Saturday, November 23, 2024

Aarrrgh!


POEM NOT TO SCALE

Like a smart toilet in low earth orbit.


LHASA AND NEWPORT BEACH

Stunning natural beauty
Rich cultural heritage
Unique way of life.


OUR FRIENDS

Tried the hormone thing.


I STOLE THIS FROM BIG LOTS

Q: Why did the savings cross the road?
A: To get to you.


MICRODOSING AT THE PARK

No hurry getting back to the office.
They’ll just put me to work.


A WORLD WITHOUT SCONES

Pcb’s, freak offs
Payday loans
So fud up
No pun intended.


HUGE RED FLAGS

Pieces of content caught in my teeth.


DOTCOM SLAPS

All your favorite cheeseware!
Oh, you spreadable cheese!
You great, big, spreadable cheese!


HOLLAND WILL RISE AGAIN

Video alleges.


CURRY

I usually lean toward like yellow.


LIFE

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