NATURE'S MET GALA
Insects wearing cargo pants.
Owls in their best saris.
MEMORY CARE SAUSAGE MCMUFFIN
Take the sausage out and give it to daddy to eat.
INSURANCE
I’m with Absurd.
It’s not in-expensive
But it’s not crazy crazy.
HI-FI
I actually know her real name
But there’s an NDA out on it
At my age.
SALES ASSOCIATE
Kid with green hair
Green as a python’s gall bladder
Like a fox run through sauteed spinach.
WHY IS THE REASON SOUTHBOUND TRAINS RUN NORTH?
They put me on hold.
NO STRAW FOR ME
Said the Tin Man.
Ta ta tah ta ta tah
Ta ta tah ta ta tah
YOUR PHONE
Sink your teeth into it.
WINNER OF THE JUNIOR DAIRY GOAT COMPETITION
Her GPA.
It isn’t bad
I mean, it could be better.
I want to let her know I’m really proud.
LIFE IS ALWAYS GOOD
But it just slaps today!
AGENCY AND EVENTUALITY
Wish they all could be Kazakhstani girls.
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