Dope and My Phone and a Cranberry Scone

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT GERMANS

Is they walk fast.

STACKED UNDERGROUND PARKING

Actually I was looking at

The cemetery behind you.

DARING RED CARPET LOOK

Vitamin C arrives in my body on the arm of vodka.

MILITARY NEWS

The Secretary of Defense has been crowned Miss USA.

RUN-ON SENTIENCE

Drunk dialing in my head

Daytripping between my ears

Hoping to make landfall by Saturday noon.

BAKED PSYCHIATRY

A warm hug.

I DON’T REALLY DRINK COFFEE

My blood pressure.

THIS ONE IS CALLED

“Breach of the social contract.”

I go back to court next month.

PLANET EARTH

Patio seating available.

THIS IS A COMEBACK PLACE FOR ME

Is it for you?

EUCHARISTIC ADORATION

Makes my hair stand on end.

WAX

Should have, didn’t,

Would have been a better deal.

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

Return service requested.

MY KIDS WALK FAST

Just like Germans.

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