The court struck down
Diss tracks
DoorDash
Doomscrolling
And tree planting festivals as tropes
Sparking concern.
The court cited
Celebrities you probably didn’t know were celebrities
As well as cannabis gift guides for mom
Bartok’s concerto for two pianos, percussion and orchestra
And the proprietary entrance wounds
Of a former Swissair flight attendant.
The court said
Omigosh
Too many surfers
Too few waves
That sucks dude
Although the coconut’s really good, too.
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