HI-COO
You got my text, right
I helped free the hostages
I can’t do pretty.
A DINGO RETURNS TO THE BUSH
I feel like maybe
No no no I’m just saying
Ex-fucking-xactly.
SCOVILLE UNITS
My flight was cancelled
I flipped like a cheap zori
Death by searing heat.
CREATING JOINT PLAYLISTS
Mainstream teams up with
Multiply-marginalized
We copy and paste.
SPERM BANK ROBBERY
Thieves get away with
An undisclosed number of
Gametes and alleles.
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES
Pool noodles in hell
A side of fried kale
The sketchiest guy ever.
CALL MY PHONE
And next thing you know
You’re in a facility
They’re selling the house.
