Memory Tab

She seemed pretty together

Mindful and elevated

Highly sought after 

In the shred community 

Killing it crazier than ever

Artisanal ice in her veins

I remember being like OK

I think some people thought

I think

Many people

Thought

She was like

You know how

We always for some reason

Exactly

You just literally like

But I mean

I don’t know

It was so fun

And then

She just disappeared

I kind of wonder

Yeah yeah

Plus like you said.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com 

Nugs

THE BIBLE TELLS US

Shit’s real bro.

BOOM YEAR FOR EXISTENTIAL REFLECTION

They were running man coverage and I said hey

I’m not just here to color commentate 

Shower me in Gatorade and call me coach.

CODE NAME: SWAMI

Rocking a certified autonomous vehicle repair tech badge.

THERE’S A SCENE IN THE THIRD SEASON

Cyber truck with Mars expedition roof rack

Hitched to the charging station

Turns back into a pumpkin

At multi-gig speed.

AS SHAKESPEARE SAID

Keep the line moving.

IF ONLY I COULD FLY

She said she’d pray for me.

I texted her back:

Thank you.

FAIYA

I loved her breakup posts.

THE FAUXEST OF PAS

I rushed

To stop

Her but

She left.

THE OTHER THING I’M THINKING TOO IS

I think she ended it well.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

 

Trade Tech

“Iris had dipt the woof”

But she was still sitting there 

Phone open like a geode

Future focused

Strategically reimagining 

Cultural and non-textual components

Of her content 

To maximize her engagements

Views and travel earnings

Bombshell posts 

Propagated like saffron

Eyepopping feed

Dasher dropped 

Key growth

Fuck yeah

E-sign here

Hands to heart.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

Bar Stools and Board Shorts

HI-COO

You got my text, right

I helped free the hostages

I can’t do pretty.

A DINGO RETURNS TO THE BUSH

I feel like maybe

No no no I’m just saying

Ex-fucking-xactly.

SCOVILLE UNITS

My flight was cancelled

I flipped like a cheap zori

Death by searing heat.

CREATING JOINT PLAYLISTS

Mainstream teams up with  

Multiply-marginalized 

We copy and paste.

SPERM BANK ROBBERY

Thieves get away with

An undisclosed number of

Gametes and alleles.

WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES

Pool noodles in hell

A side of fried kale

The sketchiest guy ever.

CALL MY PHONE

And next thing you know

You’re in a facility

They’re selling the house.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com