Spiritual check engine light on
Brings you to the House of Cross Purposes
Sessioning the whole
In God we bank and trust
Mouth agape like a sand trap
Like watching clothes tumbling dry.
As the Latin(o/a/x) accountant and associate pastor
With the Latin(o/a/x) twang
A tonsure of razor wire and
An ice hockey goalie’s shore fishing in a tree pose
Totally fanboys your chubby savior/babe
“stylishly provocative” “hella tragic”.
The jumbotron comes to life
Christ resurrects in full miracle glow
The spiritual ass kicking machine
In the dope white gear
Wild with humility
And wants to start first with you,
Qualified buyer with deep human urges
He says go to it meek, all yours
The least of them await you
And let’s hear it for the parable of the low flow toilet
Although please don’t tell my Dad
It’s still a mystery to me!
Copyright 2025
Randy Stark