Saturday, July 5, 2025

Voted #1 Two Thousand Years in a Row

Spiritual check engine light on
Brings you to the House of Cross Purposes
Sessioning the whole 
In God we bank and trust
Mouth agape like a sand trap
Like watching clothes tumbling dry.

As the Latin(o/a/x) accountant and associate pastor
With the Latin(o/a/x) twang 
A tonsure of razor wire and
An ice hockey goalie’s shore fishing in a tree pose 
Totally fanboys your chubby savior/babe
“stylishly provocative” “hella tragic”.

The jumbotron comes to life
Christ resurrects in full miracle glow
The spiritual ass kicking machine
In the dope white gear
Wild with humility
And wants to start first with you,

Qualified buyer with deep human urges
He says go to it meek, all yours 
The least of them await you 
And let’s hear it for the parable of the low flow toilet 
Although please don’t tell my Dad
It’s still a mystery to me!

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark