The Paris Accordions

PARTITA FOR FIFTY LOADS

A laundry detergent.

RANDY STARK 

Came from nothing, deadheading back.

THE PARIS ACCORDIONS

Fresh squeezed.

IF MATA HARI MARRIED MEL OTT

She’d be 45 Across.

THE DAMNED

Oh, that The Damned.

MEAT SUBJECT TO INTENSE GRILLING

The anus as dick dock.

INVOICE OF THE MIND

All items unavailable.

TAO YI OR NOT TAO YI

Still smells like you.

ETERNAL REST-4-LESS

Discount euthanasia.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

 

So Far Unfelled, but the Day is Young

I figured I’d find you at home

I’ve been meaning to tell you

Your ass is being multitasked against

Nature a shifty motherfucker

Waacking like a crazy doomsday clock

Don’t matter your fucking identity

Or how many disciplines or platforms you work across

Or how expansive your amenity set is

Don’t matter how many billion other callers be waiting

The next available bot is breathlessly eager 

To select against you

A pure product

For which Nature takes

No responsibility and assumes no liability.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

Let Me Know If You Have Any Questions

I’d seen it out by the charging stations

Just sitting there

Then after a couple more days

I think well OK

I’m Buddhist and I know my shit

Nobody owns this bale of hay

Nobody owns any bale of hay

It’s how the bale of hay is used

So I go and I load it in my truck

And take it where it’s needed

Let me know if you have any questions.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

 

Rose Fresh Squeezed

Aardvaaaaark to zeeeeeebruh

We’ve already seen the glazed dik-diks

Like pastries playing disc golf at Elephant Valley

Gray winged trumpeter doubles on foot drums

Spider monkey vaping

Wasp on caterpillar

Snake on snake

A private school of moo cow penguins

In a stand of transmitter trees

Omar Khayam the cat rolling in dirt

Squirrels playing volleyball

Squirrels playing horseshoes

Drone the size of a hummingbird

Hermit Crabbe at the barre

Peccaries in pairs closer than the hairs

Of their chinny chin chins

The sloth smiled at 25 percent playback speed

Three toes up

And Rose ate the spoonbill

So tender you could cut it 

With a growing body of research suggesting

All things can be true at once

And every resemblance is purely coincidental

Well, hopefully.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com

 

Also Spake Spinmeisterthustra

Light the rain, heavy the untreated runoff

Life threatens to reoffend

This is harm’s way, and you are in it

A thousand critical findings, a thousand different locations.

But scan the code and you’ll discover

Nothing is too junior of a thing

No idee is too fixe

When it comes to your sensory symptoms.

No cut-rate valu-pak AI reference images will suffice

You want those patented European secrets

You want integrated clean no touch disposal 

You want something authentic, rugged, and based.

You want the money you spent to show

So let our timeless treasures team guide you

You’ll be landing switch 180 nosegrinds

In no time, he adds with a laugh.

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

www.randystark.com