Saturday, July 12, 2025

Rejoinders to Mitochondrial Reality (or, Red Sharpe Extends Literary Amnesty)

I’ve been in the audience
I’ve been in the wings
I’ve been center stage

Entered the library cold
Nothing on hold
I found gold

I worked hard
I struggled constantly
They othered me mercilessly

They tried to dis me of my enchantment
They capped my handy
They hacked my Spotify list

But I have always believed
There is bonus content in every eternity
There is eternity in every promo code

A session of garment rending is worth
7X journeys to recovery
One interface under god

There’s a scene where
I traject from floormat
To footstool to recliner

To where I’m sitting in a distinguished chair
Life-affirmingly robust 
Living among the 1 percent

Smart, dark, and rich
Hotbeds of old growth discourse 
Deep chat and cosplay

Killed a lot but also
Left a slew unslain
For future stack clippers

I did it for all humanity
And it helps that I’m amazing
He notes with a laugh 

I could put in a zipper and 
At the same time
Accompany myself on a lyre

Every work an ode
First Folio quality
Focused, powerful and clear

Heartfelt expressions 
Like Manga dolls
Dangling from backpacks

The King James version of baristas asks
Is whole life OK
Perfect

Born to redefine and reimagine
Ever-present and trending
I can still kill it with plectrum stirred strings

At the same time killing the flipper buttons
On a classic pinball machine
But you get bored always doing the impossible

So I retired some million years ago.
Taking some solace in that
Not all cookie cutters are soulless

Yet as one whose heart is 
Informed by the larger narratives
I found myself lost

I turned up missing
Bumping my own ring tone
Even my footwear choices were sketch

I literally had to tell my brother
I’ve heard great things about you
143 inches of rain fell

A sign I’m sure
That being said
I just told

Myself like hey
Theorize all you want
Can’t lay off the fine print

Textea, chatea
Dactylic hexameter
Seasoned blends

It’s time to reoffend
Reclaim the stoke
(That’s right Miss Spotty Thunderstorms)

So on I slathered water-resistant sunscreen
Gonna mob this water slide of life
Shooting super-fast 

Mix and match being my ethos
Highway 99 without leaving home
The very best of lives

Louisiana Cajun sausage 
Sixteen ounces of 5-Hour Energy Extra
Meeting the moment, the forever moment

The thousand terracotta pickleball players
Unearthed at an excavation site in Panorama City 
Everybody’s talking about moment.


Copyright 2025 Randy Stark




Saturday, July 5, 2025

Voted #1 Two Thousand Years in a Row

Spiritual check engine light on
Brings you to the House of Cross Purposes
Sessioning the whole 
In God we bank and trust
Mouth agape like a sand trap
Like watching clothes tumbling dry.

As the Latin(o/a/x) accountant and associate pastor
With the Latin(o/a/x) twang 
A tonsure of razor wire and
An ice hockey goalie’s shore fishing in a tree pose 
Totally fanboys your chubby savior/babe
“stylishly provocative” “hella tragic”.

The jumbotron comes to life
Christ resurrects in full miracle glow
The spiritual ass kicking machine
In the dope white gear
Wild with humility
And wants to start first with

Qualified buyers with deep human urges
He says go to it meek, all yours 
The least of them await you 
And let’s hear it for the parable of the low flow toilet 
Although please don’t tell my Dad
It’s still a mystery to me!

Copyright 2025 Randy Stark


Saturday, June 28, 2025

The Ides of Merch

In a world zapped happy
By subgenres of highly complex systems 
There’s something extremely
Like whiteflies on a hibiscus leaf about
Fresh drops
Late scratches 
A pileup of funny cars at the motor speedway
Precisely like airstrikes
A collapse of ancient temples.

In a network of networks 
Space is limited
Defensible space
What I know I don’t know 
Suffuses the universe 
A debris field
Bottomless, toasted and
What I don’t know I know
Is now streaming.

A crazy copse of pinball bumpers
Concusses me pneumatically
Wasps at long snapper school
Rattle my head
Octopus up in arms
Jitterbugs my teeth
A rooster barks
Steel plates ahead 
Beware the ides of merch. 


Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

Saturday, June 21, 2025

Eurydice

Circa the day
She’s in the alpha gamer’s saddle
Based off planet and out of galaxy (OP/OOG)
Point a to point b to point no point
She’s big data, magic beans 
Dressed as all the super cute pronouns 
She’s the view from the top of the food chain
On her psychic scooter
Begetter of the bespoke
Howler monkey of the almond tree
Bringing authentic passions for fitness and fashion to life
The electricity is in her name
I love how she toggles 
The raw in the steak tartare
Between differential mattering
And notions of diffraction
With regard to pivotal life experiences
The starker the idiom 
The sweeter the motor skills 
Markay oh cho.


Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

Saturday, June 14, 2025

Guidance

Ministrokes of good fortune
Moments everyone is talking about
Arranged in a salon-like hang
Proscenium, thrust, or in the round
Fate is the raspberry horseman
On a carousel of pale steeds
But crazy stuff falls through the cracks
You know what I’m saying.

I launched into my third brew
Roasted goats become tacos
Over simmering mesquite
My extendable pharyngeal jaw
Opened like a time lapsed blossoming
Of the gaping maw of an entrance to a 
Drive through car wash
Brushes flapping like slaphappy dervishes.

And I’m like
Safely out of range
Spray cast upon slurry seal 
Surfaces may be slippery 
I would be remiss
Reduce your risk
Unlock the magic
Download the app.


Copyright 2025 Randy Stark


Saturday, June 7, 2025

No Thanks, I'm Vegan


LAB ORDERS

Go fuck yourself.


A FEW DAYS STILL REMAINING 

Hurry!


WHITE FANG

Chapter VIII: “The Law of Meat”


I’LL BE HONEST

You earn by spending.


URGENT NOTICE

You may be qualified.


THE WOMAN ON THE DOOMSCROLLER SETTEE

How falsetto became the national tone of voice.


EARN CASH REWARDS

Great futures start here.


OVERHEARD IN SAN DIEGO

“I love San Francisco.”


MY CURRENT PARTNER

Deliciously soft and super invisible.


OH SO YEAH
 
Tipping points. 


BUT FIRST WE GO

To the fossil record.


YOUR ONE-TIME CONFIRMATION NUMBER

04262D





Copyright 2025 Randy Stark

 



Saturday, May 31, 2025

Starkitecture

When it comes to who you want to blaze with
I told you dude, I’m deep dish
Establishing care in the flight path of privilege
I’m a sporty driving experience
Manet, Monet, and Renoir 
Pre-rolled into one
Sustainability in action
Micro-agential and techno-affective
A hydrating, volumizing flaneur in a fool’s paradise 
A literary puissance
Hand crafted, grass fed
Cisco Kid of light speed logistics
Sound baths and breathwork 
Crisco Kid on mini mart mushrooms
Teeth spaced like a rake
At my local break I go hard
I've never had a warmer, better fitting wetsuit.


Copyright 2025 Randy Stark