Please hold handrails while moving through the menu.
For media insight deficiency, press 1.
For more comfortable idling, press 2.
For de-aging technology, press 3.
For digital liquidation and penetrants, press 4.
For transgressive narrative interrogation, press 5.
For intramodality, hallucination, or model bias, press 6.
For whammy bars, press 7.
For precept upon precept, press 8.
For raw timeless pathos, please remain on the line
And your call will be answered in the order received.
Emboldened by new GPS enterprise capabilities
Our project architects (not their real name) go scorched earth
Utilizing modernized positioning, navigation and timing
To create user personas and design workflows that
Optimize performance capture
From fast casual to sustainable luxury
Grunge and skank with hints of eucalyptus
Plus high-end five-star premium trending
Bespeaking a deeper empathy for sufferers
Bouncing off digital guardrails on roadways
Nowhere to be found, not even on Google maps.
