STARK

Saturday, April 5, 2025

Expressways

Option 1 forget it

Watch later

Option 2 is solid

Dynamic new spins

Multikick speeds

She said, returning the punt

Nothing if not sui generis

Indeed, perhaps

Ultimately

Meet you out at merch.

Oh right well not surprisingly and

Retro-wise the latest study finds

The long way’ll get you to Point B

Same as the highway would

Price match guarantees are hassle free

Everyone knows how much it costs anyway

She said something but I couldn’t hear

Because the artists and brands behind me

Rocking chic activewear

Were talking to their dogs.

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Saturday, March 29, 2025

The Paris Accordions

PARTITA FOR FIFTY LOADS

A laundry detergent.

RANDY STARK

Came from nothing, deadheading back.

THE PARIS ACCORDIONS

Fresh squeezed.

IF MATA HARI MARRIED MEL OTT

She’d be 45 Across.

THE DAMNED

Oh, that The Damned.

MEAT SUBJECT TO INTENSE GRILLING

The anus as dick dock.

INVOICE OF THE MIND

All items unavailable.

TAO YI OR NOT TAO YI

Still smells like you.

ETERNAL REST-4-LESS

Discount euthanasia.

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Saturday, March 22, 2025

So Far Unfelled, but the Day is Young

I figured I’d find you at home

I’ve been meaning to tell you

Your ass is being multitasked against

Nature a shifty motherfucker

Waacking like a crazy doomsday clock

Don’t matter your fucking identity

Or how many disciplines or platforms you work across

Or how expansive your amenity set is

Don’t matter how many billion other callers be waiting

The next available bot is breathlessly eager

To select against you

A pure product

For which Nature takes

No responsibility and assumes no liability.

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Saturday, March 15, 2025

Let Me Know If You Have Any Questions

I’d seen it out by the charging stations

Just sitting there

Then after a couple more days

I think well OK

I’m Buddhist and I know my shit

Nobody owns this bale of hay

Nobody owns any bale of hay

It’s how the bale of hay is used

So I go and I load it in my truck

And take it where it’s needed

Let me know if you have any questions.

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Saturday, March 8, 2025

Rose Fresh Squeezed

Aardvaaaaark to zeeeeeebruh

We’ve already seen the glazed dik-diks

Like pastries playing disc golf at Elephant Valley

Gray winged trumpeter doubles on foot drums

Spider monkey vaping

Wasp on caterpillar

Snake on snake

A private school of moo cow penguins

In a stand of transmitter trees

Omar Khayam the cat rolling in dirt

Squirrels playing volleyball

Squirrels playing horseshoes

Drone the size of a hummingbird

Hermit Crabbe at the barre

Peccaries in pairs closer than the hairs

Of their chinny chin chins

The sloth smiled at 25 percent playback speed

Three toes up

And Rose ate the spoonbill

So tender you could cut it

With a growing body of research suggesting

All things can be true at once

And every resemblance is purely coincidental

Well, hopefully.

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Saturday, March 1, 2025

Also Spake Spinmeisterthustra

Light the rain, heavy the untreated runoff

Life threatens to reoffend

This is harm’s way, and you are in it

A thousand critical findings, a thousand different locations.

But scan the code and you’ll discover

Nothing is too junior of a thing

No idee is too fixe

When it comes to your sensory symptoms.

No cut-rate valu-pak AI reference images will suffice

You want those patented European secrets

You want integrated clean no touch disposal

You want something authentic, rugged, and based.

You want the money you spent to show

So let our timeless treasures team guide you

You’ll be landing switch 180 nosegrinds

In no time, he adds with a laugh.

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Saturday, February 22, 2025

Memory Tab

She seemed pretty together

Mindful and elevated

Highly sought after

In the shred community

Killing it crazier than ever

Artisanal ice in her veins

I remember being like OK

I think some people thought

I think

Many people

Thought

She was like

You know how

We always for some reason

Exactly

You just literally like

But I mean

I don’t know

It was so fun

And then

She just disappeared

I kind of wonder

Yeah yeah

Plus like you said.